In the early hours of last night a god made flesh posted the best times this site has ever seen. Obviously afraid of losing his TSC Championship won through a campaign of intimidation and banishing all dissenters to the shadow realm, DsS aka Da1AndOnlyShadow (named so because he's evil, just like Shadow), flexed his clout around the site and promptly had the honorable speedrunner banned, citing "this isn't possible," "he's cheating," and "damn son he got bopped." THAT EVIL F***ER HAS THE GALL TO BAN SOMEONE FROM THIS SITE JUST BECAUSE THEIR TIMES ARE BETTER!!?!??!? I for one will not stand for this and as I type this out I am contacting my secret network of spies around the country to uproot the EVIL infested in this site. If you do not comply with my list of demands my secret network of spies will unleash a hell the likes of which you have never seen before. All your HTTPS will unravel, Sonic's arms will be painted blue, and the forum will become a toilet bowl.
My Demands are as Follows:
1. The head of Sonic Center EVIL MASTERMIND DsS, or at least a disc of some game he cares about broken or made missing
2. The EVIL CABAL of the MHC disbanded AT ONCE and all members to be put on trial in a Court of Law (or in Werster's case, a deathmatch with boomerangs against Tony Blair because I think that's how the legal system works in Australia)
3. More emotes. I am autistic and can only converse in Kappas and OpieOPs and it is not fair to discriminate against people like me
4. Everyone becoming a record holder in some arbitrary category nobody cares about, like "Best time in the snowboard section of Ice Cap" or "Sonic and the Secret Rings championship"