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« Reply #180 on: March 18, 2006, 04:46:10 pm »
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[16:24:48] <_> 1
[16:24:50] <__> 2
[16:24:52] <___> 222
[16:24:55] <____> 4
[16:24:56] <_____> 5
[16:24:57] <______> 6
[16:25:02] <_______> 7
[16:25:03] <________> 8
[16:25:10] <_________> ROT FOREVER, number 9! Wait, that's me......
[16:25:22] <__________> 10
[16:25:24] <___________> 11 :P Sausages
[16:25:25] <____________> 12121212121212

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[16:27:02] <____________> 12
[16:27:07] <___________> 11 eventually
[16:27:13] <__________> 10
[16:28:19] <_________> brb
[16:28:22] <________> 8
[16:28:25] <_______> you **** 7
[16:28:27] <______> 6
[16:28:28] <_____> 5
[16:28:30] <____> 4
[16:28:32] <___> three?
[16:28:33] <__> 2
[16:28:34] <_> 1 - saved
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whats is with the sausages crap? roflmfao

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« Reply #181 on: March 19, 2006, 10:21:17 am »
^^The point in quoting that was?
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« Reply #182 on: March 20, 2006, 09:20:59 pm »
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whats is with the sausages crap? roflmfao
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People like you and TEM make this look like unfunniest chat quotes. :(
<Tails> also "GET BLUE SPHERES" on a black-and-white TV remains the best special stage of all time

<Achlys> wat ave you done!
<Spinballwizard> apparently killed your h key

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« Reply #183 on: March 23, 2006, 06:04:24 pm »
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People like you and TEM make this look like unfunniest chat quotes. :(
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That, and the topic title.
"A graph of cf's coolness as age increases would be exponential." - Stefan [14:26, 2008/08/23]
"I now realise that CF is complete and utter win." - Cruizer [13:46, 2009/10/23]

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« Reply #184 on: March 23, 2006, 06:22:42 pm »
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whats is with the sausages crap? roflmfao
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People like you and TEM make this look like unfunniest chat quotes. :(
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My respone to your quote in IRC:

* unpwner has joined #soniccenter
<unpwner> SBW: People like [brandondubroc] and TEM make this look like unfunniest chat quotes. :(
<unpwner> Why would he say that?
* unpwner has quit IRC (Quit: why?)

</sarcasm>
Me: Do you find it odd that CF's top two loves rank last in his Bouncy rankings? x_x
mike89: yes. yes i do.
mike89: but then i find CF odd.
Me: so do I.

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« Reply #185 on: April 05, 2006, 10:14:50 pm »
This is SO WORTH IT.

[4/5/2006 11:13 PM] <Rolken> I thought he had been in here o_O
[4/5/2006 11:13 PM] <Spinballwizard> You could AIM him and see if he'll come.
[4/5/2006 11:13 PM] <saibrax> me too
[4/5/2006 11:13 PM] <saibrax> i thought he was named something gay like _
[4/5/2006 11:13 PM] <Spinballwizard> That's SM you fool.
[4/5/2006 11:14 PM] =-= Cybrax was booted from #soniccenter by _ (that's for setting off my stalk)
[4/5/2006 11:14 PM] <Rolken> lawl
[4/5/2006 11:14 PM] |<-- saibrax has left irc.accessirc.net (AIRC Quit: damn... not here...)
[4/5/2006 11:14 PM] <mike89> X)
[4/5/2006 11:14 PM] -->| saibrax (~480f5d41@B240702E.F46DBD43.C02AD93E.IP) has joined #soniccenter
[4/5/2006 11:14 PM] <saibrax> OMFG YOU TRICKED ME ASSHOLE
[4/5/2006 11:14 PM] <saibrax> made me leave on my own
<Tails> also "GET BLUE SPHERES" on a black-and-white TV remains the best special stage of all time

<Achlys> wat ave you done!
<Spinballwizard> apparently killed your h key

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« Reply #186 on: April 10, 2006, 10:12:00 am »
[15:10] * &Rolken (~Rolken@6BE3C9BE.BBB78441.4B2ED331.IP) has left #soniccenter (Leaving)
[15:10] <@CosmicFalcon> lolwut
[15:10] * Rolken (~Rolken@6BE3C9BE.BBB78441.4B2ED331.IP) has joined #soniccenter
[15:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa Rolken Rolken
[15:10] <&Rolken> lolwhat


lawl
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #187 on: May 08, 2006, 03:14:20 pm »
So Pokémon ROM hacks provide entertainment then >_>

<ARRPEEGEE> Ok
<ARRPEEGEE> WTF.
<ARRPEEGEE> I am a Pokemon.
<Zephyr> I didn't know that... >_>
<ARRPEEGEE> So is my mom
* Douglas RPG catch
<Zephyr> :o
* ARRPEEGEE wtfs and closes White
<Zephyr> Go! Poké Ball!
<ARRPEEGEE> PEE PEE! PEE PEE GEE!
<ARRPEEGEE> ARR!
<Douglas> onos
* ARRPEEGEE wants to battle!
* Zephyr gets Pokémon translator
<Douglas> Wild ARRPEEGEE appeared!
<Douglas> Wild ARRPEEGEE used MONOLOGUE!
<ARRPEEGEE> ARR!
<Douglas> Douglas fell asleep!
<Zephyr> Wild ARRPEEGEE started talking to himself!
* ARRPEEGEE uses Dragon Claw!
<ARRPEEGEE> Critical Hit!
<Douglas> It's not very effective . . .
<Zephyr> I was about to say that!
<Douglas> Douglas woke up!
<Douglas> Douglas used FIRE BLAST!
<Douglas> Wild ARRPEEGEE fainted!
<Douglas> Douglas gained 2 exp
<Zephyr> Douglas gained 1337 EXP. Points!
<Zephyr> XP
* ARRPEEGEE runs up to Douglas and says 'ARR!'
<Zephyr> Pirate...omg...
* ARRPEEGEE embeds himself in an Ultra Ball
<Douglas> ARRPEEGEE, I CHOOSE YOU!
<ARRPEEGEE> Douglas caught ARRPEEGEE!
<ARRPEEGEE> GEE!
<Zephyr> ARRPEEGEE's data was added to the Pokédex!
<Douglas> ARRPEEGEE: This Pokémon spends all it's time gibbering insanely to itself, driving anyone near mad.
<Douglas> Type: Monologue Pokémon
<Zephyr> No. 666
* Zephyr run
<ARRPEEGEE> :D
<Douglas> What? ARRPEEGEE is evolving!
<ARRPEEGEE> NO!
<ARRPEEGEE> NO!
<Zephyr> :O!
* ARRPEEGEE mashes B
<Douglas> Are you allowed to canel your own evolution? >_>
<Zephyr> Can pokémon really do that? <_<
<ARRPEEGEE> Yes.
<ARRPEEGEE> Bulbasaur did.
<Douglas> Congratulations! Your ARRPEEGEE turned into CF!
<ARRPEEGEE> <_<
<ARRPEEGEE> ARGH!
<ARRPEEGEE> NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #188 on: May 16, 2006, 01:26:23 am »
[5/16/2006 1:25 AM] -->| YOU (SBW_Away) have joined #sonicstadium
[5/16/2006 1:25 AM] =-= Topic for #sonicstadium is ``15,0::| 12Welcome to The Google Stadium IRC chatroom! 15~~ 12The transformation is over! LSnK is swabbing the deck. DDR for everyone. 15~~ 12(Stray) pk: you thought I was a guy? XP - (pk) sex is hard on irc12 15~~ 12FFMedia - http://ffmedia.sonicstadium.org 15|::''
[5/16/2006 1:25 AM] =-= Topic for #sonicstadium was set by Joshu on Monday, May 15, 2006 5:18:45 PM
[5/16/2006 1:25 AM] <XFox_Prower> Hi
[5/16/2006 1:26 AM] =-= YOU are now known as Spinballwizard
[5/16/2006 1:28 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:31 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:34 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:41 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:43 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:46 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:49 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:58 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh
[5/16/2006 1:58 AM] <Spinballwizard> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
[5/16/2006 1:59 AM] <XFox_Prower> ooh?
<Tails> also "GET BLUE SPHERES" on a black-and-white TV remains the best special stage of all time

<Achlys> wat ave you done!
<Spinballwizard> apparently killed your h key

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #189 on: May 16, 2006, 06:41:52 pm »
>_>

[23:39:52] <@CherryMay> also you know what sucks?
[23:40:02] <RPG> A dyson?
[23:40:03] <~Sprint> dysons?
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #190 on: June 08, 2006, 03:45:53 am »
itt we play Uno.

Game start!

[15:47:42] <ChanServ> Starting Uno
[15:47:42] <ChanServ> Top Card 12Blue Two
[15:47:42] <ChanServ> Quartz's Turn.

Sprint's tactics:

[15:58:23] <ChanServ> Sprint drew a card.
[15:58:25] <ChanServ> Sprint drew a card.
[15:58:29] <ChanServ> Sprint drew a card.
[15:58:31] <ChanServ> Sprint drew a card.
[15:58:32] <ChanServ> Sprint drew a card.
[15:58:33] <ChanServ> Sprint drew a card.

Whoops... XD. Who'd have thought this would extend the game so...

[16:04:35] <ChanServ> Quartz played 12Blue One!
[16:04:35] <ChanServ> Quartz failed to call uno and is forced to draw 4 cards.

This game was on television?!?

[16:07:36] <GerbilSoft> This Uno game brought to you by Skippy Peanut Butter.
[16:07:50] * Sprint eats a Skip Sandwich DX

Quartz calls it early:

[16:11:27] <Quartz> Ihis is gonna be a long game.

The milestone...

[16:47:43] <mike89> ONE HOUR
[16:48:12] <mike89> and in that hour
[16:48:16] <mike89> i have played TWO green cards.

itt SJ is a cheat.

[16:51:11] * mike89 expects wdf
[16:51:16] <ShadowjackY> GOT THAT RIGHT!
[16:51:18] <mike89> ...
[16:51:19] <ChanServ> ShadowjackY played 08,01W12i04l03d!

Is this the end of the game? (Sprint's last card is a Wild)

[16:59:46] <ChanServ> Sprint played 08,01W12i04l03d00 Draw Four!
[16:59:47] <ChanServ> Sprint called Uno!

Nope. Lucked out ftw.

[17:00:51] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft drew a card.
[17:00:53] <GerbilSoft> :D
[17:00:56] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft played 08Yellow Draw Two!
[17:00:56] <ChanServ> Sprint is forced to draw (loses a turn).

And I have to quit, after all that... D:

[17:07:33] <mike89> unfortunately, after and hour and 20 minutes its over for me

And unfortunately Quartz got hax'd out of the game.

[17:15:57] * Quartz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[17:15:57] <ChanServ> Quartz has left the game.
[17:15:57] <ChanServ> Sprint's turn.
[17:16:02] * Quartz has joined #soniccenter
[17:16:05] <Quartz> GAH!

And it happened again...

[17:17:09] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft played 12Blue Eight!
[17:17:10] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft failed to call uno and is forced to draw 4 cards.

Is the game nearing its close?

[17:21:18] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft played 08Yellow Zero!
[17:21:18] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft called Uno!

What do you reckon he had?

[17:22:47] <ChanServ> ShadowjackY played 08Yellow Seven!
[17:22:48] <ChanServ> Spinballwizard's turn.
[17:22:58] <ChanServ> Spinballwizard played 12Blue Seven!
[17:22:59] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft's turn.
[17:23:00] <GerbilSoft> FU
[17:23:03] <mike89> :D
[17:23:08] <GerbilSoft> FU
[17:23:09] <GerbilSoft> FU
[17:23:09] <GerbilSoft> FU

And after four turns on uno...

[17:25:51] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft drew a card.
[17:25:56] <GerbilSoft> i call BS
[17:25:57] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft played 12Blue Skip!
[17:25:58] <ChanServ> GerbilSoft failed to call uno and is forced to draw 4 cards.
[17:25:58] <ChanServ> Sprint lost a turn.
[17:25:58] <ChanServ> ShadowjackY's turn.
[17:26:00] <GerbilSoft> ...
[17:26:01] <GerbilSoft> FUCK

Paving the way for...

[17:26:36] <ChanServ> Spinballwizard played 12Blue Nine!
[17:26:36] <ChanServ> Spinballwizard called Uno!

And this.

[17:27:51] <ChanServ> Spinballwizard played 04Red Reverse!
[17:27:51] <ChanServ> Spinballwizard Won!
[17:27:51] <ChanServ> Total Score: 245 points.
[17:27:51] <ChanServ> Spinballwizard earned 61 points!
[17:27:51] <ChanServ> Stopped Game. Duration: 1 hour(s) 40 minute(s) 11 second(s)
[17:27:52] <GerbilSoft> (bust)
[17:27:53] <Spinballwizard> GAME.

Good game to all.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 04:12:10 am by mike89 »

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« Reply #191 on: June 08, 2006, 03:52:37 am »
Heh.  A long game indeed.  But I got revenge in the next.  And won.  But a highlight of it...

[00:35] <ChanServ> ShadowjackY played Yellow Draw Two!
[00:35] <ChanServ> mike89 is forced to draw (loses a turn).
[00:35] <ChanServ> Quartz's turn.
[00:35] <Quartz> This is evil...
[00:35] <ChanServ> Quartz played Red Draw Two!
[00:35] <ChanServ> Sprint is forced to draw (loses a turn).
[00:35] <ChanServ> ShadowjackY's turn.
[00:35] <ChanServ> ShadowjackY played Red Draw Two!
[00:35] <ChanServ> mike89 is forced to draw (loses a turn).
[00:35] <ChanServ> Quartz's turn.
[00:36] <mike89> ...
[00:36] <ShadowjackY> X)
[00:36] <mike89> give me a turn you bastards
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #192 on: June 08, 2006, 07:00:45 am »
So how are you guys actually playing uno?
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« Reply #193 on: June 08, 2006, 07:03:18 am »
IRC Chat.  Some sort of special setup.  Just remember to call uno or else.
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #194 on: June 08, 2006, 05:15:03 pm »
In #soniccenter, silly PsyBorg.

Also mike I didn't log that room, but you forgot the red card Sprint played that caused me to win. >_>

Also that whole thing was after a 9-minute long game. D:
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 05:21:20 pm by Spinballwizard »
<Tails> also "GET BLUE SPHERES" on a black-and-white TV remains the best special stage of all time

<Achlys> wat ave you done!
<Spinballwizard> apparently killed your h key

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« Reply #195 on: June 14, 2006, 08:27:39 pm »
And here's a message from our loveable Grampa-- er, Gerbil.

[17:12] <PsyMar> rofl
[17:12] <PsyMar> I just did a level in 22 minutes -- and A-ranked it
[17:13] <QuartzChallenge> Mad Matrix Dark?
[17:13] * Zephyr (~Psyknux@AIRC-53F775D8.tampfl.dsl-w.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[17:13] <Groudon199> What level and game?
[17:13] <Groudon199> Oh.
[17:13] <QuartzChallenge> That or an infinite score level or something.
[17:13] * GerbilSoft is now known as Grampa
[17:14] <Grampa> Back in my day, you DIED after 10 minutes.
[17:14] * QuartzChallenge laughs!
[17:14] <QuartzChallenge> No.
[17:14] <Groudon199> Did it involve bombs?
[17:14] <QuartzChallenge> Back in your day, you died AT ten minutes.
[17:14] <Grampa> 0:00 is shown on the timer
[17:14] <Grampa> .meh
[17:14] <Grampa> fu
[17:14] <Grampa> same thing
[17:14] <Grampa> actually, no
[17:14] <Grampa> 0:00 is shown on the timer
[17:14] <Grampa> 9:59 would be ten minutes
[17:14] <Grampa> you die after 9:59
[17:14] <Grampa> :P

You know, PsyMar didn't even confirm if it was Mad Matrix Dark...
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #196 on: June 15, 2006, 08:52:50 am »
It seems like it was Mad Matrix Dark, because only 1 level I know of can give you an A rank when you finish it in 22 minutes.  And I thought PsyMar said it was that level, but I misread who typed it.

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #197 on: June 15, 2006, 10:18:57 am »
You probably could do that in GUN Fortress too.
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #198 on: June 15, 2006, 02:30:03 pm »
Really?  How?

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #199 on: June 15, 2006, 03:42:28 pm »
Kill everything?

Or rather, kill all the GUN soldiers/Black Arms, depedning on the mission.

Id guess Dark'd be simpler though
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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #200 on: June 16, 2006, 09:52:38 pm »
This is just too funny.

So this new guy asks me how to netplay on Gens, and I answer him despite never having done so before. Hilarity ensues. </gerbil>

[11:46:30] <Pulsar> want to race on Azure Lake after ive downloaded it?
[11:47:31] <mike89> nah... i'm in Australia, my ping is awful
[11:48:25] <Pulsar> i dont live far from you kinda
[11:48:47] <mike89> ?
[11:49:12] <Pulsar> i live in Europe
[11:49:25] <mike89> yeah well that's a fair way away :P
[11:50:30] <Pulsar> i live in Fukuoka
[11:50:36] <mike89> that's not Europe. XD
[11:50:57] <Pulsar> sorta
[11:51:04] <mike89> japan =/= europe
[11:51:20] <Pulsar> my geography isnt that good

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #201 on: June 17, 2006, 03:29:37 pm »
Uh, guys, you didn't tell me how to play the uno thing. Whatever, though.

Also, I remembered one of the best things a11 ever said to me (in private + a long time ago though).


<a11154545454544455555> I rock on egg breaker neutral 25 seconds

And that's when the record was 0:05:43, and pretty much everyone had sub 10.
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« Reply #202 on: July 13, 2006, 08:16:00 am »
Everyone remembers when everyone changed to various lengths of _, right?

Well, it got revived today, but in a different manner...

The start of things to come... (I blame genus for the whole thing. >_>)

[14:05:33] <genus> ah
[14:05:37] <genus> we have an SJ
[14:05:39] <genus> and an SL!
[14:06:04] <SJ> um...you just noticed?
[14:06:18] <genus> yes >_>
[14:06:27] <Zephyr> lol...
[14:06:32] <sonicam> :/
[14:06:45] <mike89> lawl
[14:06:47] * genus is now known as SG
[14:07:03] <SG> it means SUPER GENUS!

Resulting in pretty much everyone having a S_ name. This naturally led us to the conclusion that we should imitate what happened years before... until this.

[14:21:38] * SY has joined #soniccenter
[14:21:40] * SK has joined #soniccenter
[14:21:40] * SK has quit IRC (Killed (OperServ (Session limit exceeded)))

But a solution was quickly found... simply don't use the TSC chat client.

Gerbil ruins our plans...


[14:28:07] <SA> A
[14:28:08] <SB> B
[14:28:13] <SC> C
[14:28:14] <SD> D
[14:28:26] <GS> PENIS
...
[14:28:37] * SD is now known as mike89
[14:28:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +o mike89
[14:28:52] * mike89 sets mode: +b *!*@AIRC-D30D9142.hsd1.nj.comcast.net
[14:28:57] * GS was kicked by mike89 (FU)

And when we get to 25, the unthinkable occurs...

[14:33:41] <SA> SX is already taken
[14:33:41] <SB> :O!
[14:33:42] <m-eighty> nickname is already in use?
[14:33:43] <SA> wtf
[14:33:43] <SA> where is it?
[14:33:47] <SA> GERBIL!

Our best, and only, attempt...

[14:36:03] <SX> at the count of 3
[14:36:04] <SX> 1
[14:36:05] <SX> 2
[14:36:06] <SX> 3
[14:36:08] <SA> A
[14:36:10] <SB> B
[14:36:11] <SC> C
[14:36:12] <SD> D
[14:36:31] <SE> E
[14:36:39] <SF> F
[14:36:41] <SG> G
[14:36:42] <SH> H
[14:36:44] <SI> I
[14:36:46] <SJ> J
[14:36:50] <SK> K
[14:38:11] <SF> I don't think SL's here
[14:38:14] <SG> ...

In conclusion: SkyLights, if you're reading this, everyone in the chat hates you.

Also, a new site record of 35 users in the chat!

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #203 on: July 14, 2006, 05:31:06 pm »
Skylights, we all loathe you.

Oh, and this is worth posting.

<RPG> Mein Teil ist sehr lange und grosse fur Dich ;)
<genus> teil ist...sehr lange und grosse :DD:D:D:D?
<RPG>  JA!
<RPG> Ich will einen Hund essen :o
<genus> einen hund essen :D:D:D:D:D?
RPG Du essen meinen Hund? :0
genus is this a german porno script?
<RPG> No
<RPG> Well
<RPG> Sort of
<RPG> <_<
<RPG> "My part is very long and big for you"
<RPG> "Part is...very long and big"
<RPG>  "Yes!"
<RPG> "I want to eat a dog"
<RPG>  "a dog eat"
<RPG> "You eat my dog"?

I call blue shell.





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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #204 on: September 18, 2006, 11:25:04 am »
I call this topic hasn't been posted in in a while.

So just a short little snippet. :o

[9/17/2006 9:07 PM] <Rolken> but sprint they have a disclaimer on their ROMs that makes it OK
[9/17/2006 9:08 PM] <SprintGod> urmom has a disclaimer
[9/17/2006 9:08 PM] <Zephyr> :o.
[9/17/2006 9:08 PM] <Rolken> yea she's OK too
<Tails> also "GET BLUE SPHERES" on a black-and-white TV remains the best special stage of all time

<Achlys> wat ave you done!
<Spinballwizard> apparently killed your h key

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #205 on: September 18, 2006, 11:46:30 pm »
So Egg said something bad about Sonic and the Secret of the Rings, I said something, and it devolved into some nonsensical opinions being tossed around, followed by something which is amusing.

<egg> the style of Act Zero is very cool
<egg> but people dont care to notice because
<genus> (dumb statement here)
<genus> (point about nostalgia)
<egg> dumb immature elitist gamers equate childlike graphics with CREATIVE INTEGRITY and quality
<egg> which is utter bs
<genus> yep I predicted your argument :(
<egg> they are not actually LOOKING at the redesign
<egg> they just see thats its 'darker' and drawing the immediate conclusion that it sucks
<egg> because it obviously sold out
<genus> yeah and that's what Metal Gear Solid got such bad reviews huh?
<egg> it got good reviews
<egg> Metal Gear Solid always was mature
<genus> Metal Gear wasn't.
<genus> you were a square.
<egg> *rolleyes*
<egg> reviewers have become disillusioned
<egg> they think Secret Rings is more like the classic Sonics than the classics themselves
<genus> egg I think that it is really you who have
<genus> find me one person who says that
<genus> oh wait you can't.
<egg> nobody would actually say that
<genus> exactly.
<egg> thats like finding someone who would admit that they are biased fanboy
<genus> it's a dumb statement.
<egg> that doesnt mean that they arent a biased fanboy
<genus> Egg I find this statement highly ironic.
<egg> just because they wont admit it
<egg> why's that

Then the reason why Secret Rings is an awful game is revealed:

<egg> when Sonic 06, which besides appearing to be one of the most entertaining games ever, is closer to the gameplay of classic Sonic than Secret Rings ever will
<egg> well 2 things, genus
<genus> since when did I say Sonic and the Secret rings brought it closer to the roots?
<genus> and finally I can kill your argument in 3 moves no magic spells.
<egg> 1. it doesnt matter. Sonic Adventure has its own strengths and its own identity that makes it good. By pushing the best parts of Sonic Adventure and making the best SA game yet in Sonic 06, oldschool Sonic doesnt even need to be relevant anymore
<egg> 2. Sonic Adventure is more like the oldschool Sonics than Secret Rings. and yet, people selectively deny this connection
<genus> but you're also saying that it's close to the gameplay
<genus> it can't be both.
<egg> favoring Secret Rings, because they like to go fast hur hurr
<genus> Secret Rings doesn't look like it was released 6 years ago on the DreamCast.
<Rolken> lolwhat
<egg> genus - umm... actually, it does!
<Rolken> mechs and fishing and treasure hunting are more like oldschool sonic?
<Rolken> please.
<egg> Rolken - the gameplay playing as Sonic is. much much more so than moving left and right on a set path in a mindless twitch game
<egg> a very ugly one at that
<egg> and you laugh at mechs
<egg> but dinosaurs? wtf


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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #206 on: September 19, 2006, 06:37:22 pm »
The power of bacon!

[15:30:42] Topic is: Yarr.
[15:30:42] Set by SprintGod on Tuesday 19 September at 04:20:52
[15:30:42] Quartz [~Some@AIRC-3C640AF1.socal.dialup.o1.com] has joined #soniccenter
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[15:30:45] <RPG> ALso I have a great joke
[15:30:50] <Quartz> Bacon
[15:31:06] <RPG> Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
[15:31:12] <Quartz> Bacon?
[15:31:21] <GerbilSoft> IT'S BACON
[15:31:24] <Rolken> I'm going with bacon.
[15:31:31] <@CherryMay> I'll say bacon.
[15:31:31] <@F-Man> yeah bacon sounds good
[15:31:33] <Sprint> i don't like bacon
[15:31:33] <GerbilSoft> no, it's beggin' strips
[15:31:35] <RPG> So they can hide in Cherry (no pun intended >_>) trees.
[15:31:38] <MK> Bacon pwns
[15:31:51] <Quartz> I'm not eating mine yet.
[15:31:52] <RPG> Have you ever seen an elephant in a Cherry Tree?
[15:31:52] Rolken changed topic to: Yarr. Bacon.
[15:31:55] <RPG> Proves it works.
[15:31:57] <RPG> >_>
« Last Edit: September 19, 2006, 06:52:56 pm by Quartz »
Hi

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #207 on: September 19, 2006, 07:06:37 pm »
Couldnt resist posting this one, from #scdhookup >_>

[00:02:28] * @AnchorTH hates dead silence
[00:02:28] <&SDM> :o
[00:02:31] <&SDM> hi!
[00:02:56] <&SDM> also wtf happened to my ho and my vo
[00:03:03] <Kitsune> wtf
[00:03:03] * SDM sets mode: +h _
[00:03:09] * SDM sets mode: +v Rolken
[00:03:13] <Kitsune> XD!
[00:03:18] <@AnchorTH> mode +h?
[00:03:21] <@AnchorTH> ftw?
[00:03:22] * Dead_Silence has joined #scdhookup
[00:03:22] <Kitsune> Modity the lists.
[00:03:25] <&SDM> halfop
[00:03:26] <Dead_Silence> I hate you too Anchor.
[00:03:27] <Kitsune> Hi RPG
[00:03:31] * Dead_Silence has quit IRC (AIRC Quit: BLARG)
[00:03:38] <RPG> Hmm?
[00:03:38] <@AnchorTH> oops.
[00:03:57] <@AnchorTH> I meant Dead Silence, by like, the kind of thing where no one talks
Did you not think I had a mind?

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #208 on: September 20, 2006, 12:05:14 am »
ok thanks genus for trying to smear me in a topic intended for humor

and taking snippets of chat out of context to tilt it in your favor

I'm afraid I don't have logs saved, but how did that conversation start? something like:

<egg> Bomberman Act Zero is awesome
<genus> egg is a fanboy!

Now that's funny.

anyway, fuck you genus.

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Re: Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes
« Reply #209 on: September 20, 2006, 03:30:36 pm »
Calm down Egg. Quoting things out of context is what makes it funny. And I do find it amusing if someone brings up something out of nowhere or applies a double standard which they clearly do not meet.

To save us all time and condense this post:
(rationalising of fanboy statement and lead in to quote)

(viable counter logic to own rational)

(arbitrary apology and statement about taking things)

(light hearted quote to discuss)

* flyby (~80bb00a5@B240702E.F46DBD43.C02AD93E.IP) has joined #soniccenter
<Zephyr> hi flyby!
<RPG> Hi flyby~
<flyby> hi!
<flyby> it is ironic that you two are here
<flyby> and talking to me
<flyby> as i just made you famous in my english class!
<Zephyr> :o?
<Spinballwizard> XD
<flyby> i was doing a presentation on ...
<flyby> and as a funny note
<flyby> thought i would mention our use of it
<flyby> and so i got a quote of zephy and rpg talking
<flyby> quite enjoyable
<Zephyr> :O?
<RPG> X)
<RPG> Which quote <_<
<flyby> zephyr: what color was the sky?
<flyby> rpg: i forget X)
<flyby> zephyr: ...
<CherryMay> best presentation ever
<Zephyr> I concur.
<flyby> rpg: you think i pay attention to the scenery <-<


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