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Board Games / Horrible Misfortune Game

« on: March 09, 2006, 11:36:21 am »

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Wikkity! / zomg improbability

« on: March 07, 2006, 08:54:47 pm »

Note: this was entirely coincidental.  I did not intend for this to happen.

Also: fuck GIF files.

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Board Games / Horrible Misfortune Game

« on: March 07, 2006, 08:47:19 pm »

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Wikkity! / Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes

« on: March 05, 2006, 07:34:25 pm »

Three ways you can look at this that could put it in this topic:

1. Dale's just spurting out random things. (Like his times lol)

2. Fake Chat #1 moment (Not like either of them would know.)

3. What happened to unpwner in the end.

Oh and Rolk wasn't around at the time which is what made this even possible. (Because he isn't Sprint, _, CherryMay, F-Man, ChanBot, Bit|HopefullyzZz, eredani, Gamerdude_sleep, genus, GerbilSoft, Spinballwizard (obviously), SS|Away, or unpwner.)

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[3/3/2006 2:44 PM] <genus> allright, I'll just fire a herd of random guesses as to you are...ghost/xebra, legogo, tails, ybunn, RPG, foxluc, sonichero, maggot, or...any of 83 others
[3/3/2006 2:45 PM] <unpwner> don't you have the power to check my IP
[3/3/2006 2:45 PM] <unpwner> ?
[3/3/2006 2:45 PM] <genus> ok, I can scratch a few people off my list right there
[3/3/2006 2:46 PM] <unpwner> alright ENOUGH OF THIS!\
[3/3/2006 2:46 PM] =-= unpwner is now known as theenglishman
[3/3/2006 2:46 PM] =-= theenglishman is now known as unpwner
[3/3/2006 2:47 PM] <genus> clearly, that was my next guess
[3/3/2006 2:47 PM] <genus> and previous, to
[3/3/2006 2:48 PM] =-= unpwner is now known as Rolken
[3/3/2006 2:48 PM] =-= Rolken is now known as cybrax
[3/3/2006 2:48 PM] =-= cybrax is now known as Rolken
[3/3/2006 2:48 PM] <Rolken> hehehe
[3/3/2006 2:49 PM] <Rolken> DAMN!
[3/3/2006 2:49 PM] <Rolken> can't change my name
[3/3/2006 2:49 PM] |<-- Rolken has left irc.accessirc.net (AIRC Quit: name screwed)

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Yes SBW, it was intentionally a fake chat 1 reference, and I have no idea how DaleG got into this.  This was all my doing XD.

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Information Kiosk / How do I make a video?

« on: March 02, 2006, 01:09:32 pm »

Meh, nothing wrong there since he actually had something to say.

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Plus it wasnt really that old, nothing compared to TEM's revivals...

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/me cry~

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General Sonic / Riders opinions

« on: February 28, 2006, 09:37:56 pm »

Overall, though, it's the best game Sonic Team's put out in years. I'll be highly excited if/when Riders 2 is officially announced.

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Get excited, Rolko XD.

Sonic Team's released a plan for Sonic Riders 2 for a next-gen Revo/X360/PS3 release sometime in the future.

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Leaderboard Disputes / Little Skeptical... (Bab. Garden Single Lap)

« on: February 28, 2006, 05:09:36 pm »

*tries to close topic to no avail*

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Competition Central / intense competition in S&K

« on: February 28, 2006, 09:42:24 am »

Yep. Crazy shit.

Shame you were a week or so late - that's when eredani and I were switching the championship literally every half hour.

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I tend to be late a lot XD.

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Competition Central / intense competition in S&K

« on: February 27, 2006, 09:17:12 pm »

Just observe:

New Champion: eredani is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 24, 2006 - 5:35 AM
New Champion: mike89 is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 24, 2006 - 2:55 AM
New Champion: eredani is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 15, 2006 - 5:20 AM
New Champion: mike89 is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 14, 2006 - 8:15 PM
New Champion: eredani is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 11, 2006 - 9:25 PM
New Champion: mike89 is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 11, 2006 - 8:15 PM
New Champion: eredani is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 11, 2006 - 6:40 PM
New Champion: mike89 is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 11, 2006 - 5:40 PM
New Champion: eredani is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 10, 2006 - 3:30 AM
New Champion: mike89 is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 10, 2006 - 3:15 AM
New Champion: eredani is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 10, 2006 - 3:10 AM
New Champion: mike89 is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 10, 2006 - 2:00 AM
New Champion: eredani is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 9, 2006 - 2:25 AM
New Champion: mike89 is now champion of Sonic & Knuckles! Congratulations!!   February 9, 2006 - 2:20 AM

If you need further explanation, you should be shot.

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News and Updates / GENERAL BULLETIN

« on: February 26, 2006, 09:57:05 pm »

edit: On rankings, I'm thinking we should do it the way stats are recorded in the game; player-agnostic, based on TA/free/etc mode.

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It might work.  I think that free race would be better than TA to compete on considering you can't ride on turbulence in TA and therefore seriously messes up time.

Just look at my Metal City single lap times:

In TA mode - 50.XX
In free race mode - 44.3X

In conclusion, turbulence means everything.  Period.

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Wikkity! / Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes

« on: February 23, 2006, 12:30:43 pm »

Screwing around in IRC is fun...

<Teh_NUTTAR> FUCK YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER
<Teh_NUTTAR> ::
<needGensMovieTest9> any help heer?
* Teh_NUTTAR slits restraining orders throat
<Teh_NUTTAR> I have Gens Move Test 9 :D
<needGensMovieTest9> an internet link to the exe perhaps?
<SuperSonic101> no u
<Teh_NUTTAR> Dont have one X)
<needGensMovieTest9> I know SM did
<Teh_NUTTAR> DIE YOU FUCKING SHITWAD SON OF A HORSES CRUSTY ASSHOLE
<SuperSonic101> heh i convinced myself i was gonna die for sure at the end of this good run and i did
<Teh_NUTTAR> XD
<needGensMovieTest9> usendit?
<Teh_NUTTAR> BLEED YOURSELF OVER A FUCKING GAS CANNISTER
<Teh_NUTTAR> Cant be arsed.
<needGensMovieTest9> seriously...
<CherryMay> also, people really do love katamari damacy. :X   http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=79...882431&q=damacy
<SuperSonic101> heh
<SuperSonic101> it's pretty weird.
<SuperSonic101> who would've thought rolling around in a ball collecting random things would be fun
<Teh_NUTTAR> XD
<needGensMovieTest9> damn
<SuperSonic101> also i love that stage in KD2 where you have to roll around and get animals
<SuperSonic101> because i love taking innocent people and watching them shake and struggle inside my big ball of badness
<Teh_NUTTAR> XD
<CherryMay> <3 animal collecting
<Spinballwizard> SS does this mean you have rapist tendencies as well?
<Teh_NUTTAR> ONOS!
<Teh_NUTTAR> ANDY IN DISGUISE!
<CherryMay> I wish We <3 Katamari had a 'no time/size limit' option where you could just play around :(
<CherryMay> like the snowman level, but with all the levels
<Spinballwizard> Also I am searching gamestop's site to see if they have copies of SADX and SA2B
<Spinballwizard> And this is funny.
<Spinballwizard> Both SADX and SA2B have customer ratings on them.
<Spinballwizard> But Sonic Heroes does not!
*** needGensMovieTest9 is now known as customer
<SuperSonic101> wow
<SuperSonic101> my sa2b somehow selected metal harbor 1 and started playing by itself
<Teh_NUTTAR> XD
<Spinballwizard> XD
<Teh_NUTTAR> possession/10
<Spinballwizard> Almost sounds like what happened when my controller was possessed while playing Shadow once.
<SuperSonic101> or how about my possessed mouse
<SuperSonic101> that moves on its own sometmies
<Spinballwizard> It'd like think the left analog stick was being held right even when I was not pressing it.
*** customer is now known as sometmies
<Spinballwizard> I was going to play GC
<Spinballwizard> But it selected PI!
<Teh_NUTTAR> sometmies?
<Teh_NUTTAR> Sometimes?
<Teh_NUTTAR> omgwtfbba?
<Spinballwizard> lollerpwn
<Teh_NUTTAR> Yes. bba
<Teh_NUTTAR> Not q.
<Spinballwizard> TSC3.5 - Attack of the Typos.
<Spinballwizard> Or maybe thta's TSC3.6
<Teh_NUTTAR> X)
<Teh_NUTTAR> TYPO'D
<Spinballwizard> ...
<Teh_NUTTAR> j00 ph41l
<Spinballwizard> I call Typo center.
*** sometmies is now known as j00ph411
<Spinballwizard> you fall?
<Teh_NUTTAR> yes.
<Teh_NUTTAR> lawlerskates
*** j00ph411 is now known as lawlerskates
<Spinballwizard> lollerboards
<Teh_NUTTAR> /quit
<Spinballwizard> since we're on Riders and all.
*** lawlerskates is now known as lollerboards
<Teh_NUTTAR> i r a fool
<SuperSonic101> penis
*** lollerboards is now known as irafool
*** irafool is now known as urafool
<Teh_NUTTAR> FUCKING GAME
<Teh_NUTTAR> GAVE ME A FUCKING BOMB
<Teh_NUTTAR> BASTARD THING
<Teh_NUTTAR> I HEARD THE CAPSULE NOISE AND GOT MY HOPES UP
<urafool> I HEARD THE CAPSULE NOISE AND GOT MY HOPES UP
<Teh_NUTTAR> DIE YOU FUCKING SHITWAD OF A HAIRY BITCHES MOM
*** urafool is now known as iheardthecapsulenoiseandgotmyh
<iheardthecapsulenoiseandgotmyh> DAMN YOU VILE person
<CherryMay> who is the weirdo nick person :(
<SuperSonic101> TEM?
<CherryMay> oh that would make senes :(
<CherryMay> sense, too!
*** iheardthecapsulenoiseandgotmyh is now known as senes
<senes> giggidygiggidygiggidy!
*** senes is now known as quagmire
<SuperSonic101> i guessed that because he's probably the only idiot that would be stupid like this
<Teh_NUTTAR> I dunno
<Teh_NUTTAR> I can be that bad too X)
<Teh_NUTTAR> Among others
<quagmire> i am not an idiot! i am cognitively challenged!
<Spinballwizard> You mean like when you capslock monologue?
<Teh_NUTTAR> HPOW ABOUT STFU
<Teh_NUTTAR> BITCH
<Teh_NUTTAR> I DONT CAPSLOCK MONOLOGUE
<Teh_NUTTAR> FUCKING DIE
<Spinballwizard> Here we go...
<Teh_NUTTAR> IN MY MURDER TOPIC
<Spinballwizard> Already have.
<Teh_NUTTAR> I SAID STFU BITCH
<Teh_NUTTAR> WAIT AND BLEED
<Teh_NUTTAR> WROAR
<Teh_NUTTAR> o_v
<quagmire> i am not an idiot! i am cognitively challenged!
<Teh_NUTTAR> Your also repeating yourself.
<Spinballwizard> You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
<Spinballwizard> You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
<Spinballwizard> You know... aw dammit!
*** quagmire is now known as thief
<Spinballwizard> </Robin Williams>
<thief> You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
<thief> ROCK
<Teh_NUTTAR> alcohol
<thief> 'N ROLL!
<thief> lolzers
<Teh_NUTTAR> rock
<Teh_NUTTAR> brb
<thief> PENIS!
* thief end imitation of SS101
<Spinballwizard> This is the point where RPG probably wishes he had ops.
<SuperSonic101> someone kick him
<SuperSonic101> or op me
<Teh_NUTTAR> ..if I were an op
*** MK [MK@global.staff.accessirc.net] has joined #soniccenter
*** Teh_NUTTAR is now known as Charlie[o_0]
<Charlie[o_0]> :o
<Charlie[o_0]> hello
<MK> :o
<Spinballwizard> Because if RPG had ops and someone stole his trademark ROCK 'N' ROLL catch phrase he'd get kixbanned so fast he wouldn't be able to know what happened.
<thief> o_0
<CosmicFalcon> o_0
<Spinballwizard> 0_o
<thief> yay
<Charlie[o_0]> lol
<MK> o¯O
*** thief is now known as goodperson
<Spinballwizard> :O
<SuperSonic101> shut the fuck up
<Charlie[o_0]> so wierd but yet so cool
<goodperson> look who's talking SS
<Charlie[o_0]> me
<Spinballwizard> oohburn
<goodperson> it's ttue
<goodperson> *true
<SuperSonic101> ur talking
<SuperSonic101> lolsnap
<Spinballwizard> lollerpickles.
*** Bit|zedZEDzed is now known as Bit
<SuperSonic101> lollercake
<goodperson> whenever he's on MSN, he's always penis this or penis that
<Spinballwizard> That is all.
<SuperSonic101> that's because you are a penis
<SuperSonic101> besides you're like off my list anyway
<goodperson> you will not be missed
<SuperSonic101> osnos
* SuperSonic101 cries in a corner
*** Bit [~S-Moon@AIRC-10EAF25C.cg.shawcable.net] has quit [AIRC Quit: To the bat cave!]
<Spinballwizard> I should work on this piece of crap I have to do for my first interview tomorrow. :(
<Charlie[o_0]> emo
* SuperSonic101 cuts self
*** Bit [~S-Moon@AIRC-10EAF25C.cg.shawcable.net] has joined #soniccenter
* SuperSonic101 cries about how life isn't worth living
* SuperSonic101 chews on hair
<SuperSonic101> mm
<SuperSonic101> i can finally eat my own hair
<Spinballwizard> Â_Â
<Charlie[o_0]> by the way peps time to run new emo band comein out
<SuperSonic101> shoot them
<Spinballwizard> classic rock ftw
* Spinballwizard RAWK OUT
<Charlie[o_0]> lol thats wot i was thinkin
<Charlie[o_0]> its in the latest editoin of kerrang
<Spinballwizard> Gah
* Spinballwizard think some lemonade went down the wrong tube
<Charlie[o_0]> soz about spellin
<Charlie[o_0]> lol
<SuperSonic101> ono
<Charlie[o_0]> got 2 go
<SuperSonic101> laters :o
<Charlie[o_0]> bye bye from charlie n rpg

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Wikkity! / Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes

« on: February 23, 2006, 11:55:12 am »

From mike89's Egg Chat:

* theenglishman has joined #soniccenter
<theenglishman> is anyone here?
<theenglishman> guess not
<theenglishman> wow, it echoes… echoes…
<theenglishman> IS ANYBODY HERE… here… here?
* theenglishman was kicked by Sprint (here’s your echo… echo… echo…)
* gbagcn was kicked by Sprint (oh, and nobody’s here. really.)

Whilst not incredibly humourous lines, I just like these two. Swift and to the point.

I'm glad you like me mike XD

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I wrote those lines :(

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Fixed.

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Wikkity! / Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes

« on: February 23, 2006, 11:50:07 am »

onos teh onos abuse!

*** Topic is: The Sonic Center - http://www.soniccenter.org - Where we never run out of ideas. Really. | http://www.speeddemosarchive.com/Sonic2.html :D :D :D | I want riders >:o
*** Topic set by mike89 [Thu Feb 23 05:23:38 2006]
*** looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent @CosmicFalcon Spinballwizard Teh_NUTTAR &RolkAway Bit|zedZEDzed Taco[gone] Sonux @CherryMay SuperSonic101 ~Sprint @_ eredani %gamerdude +ChanBot
<Teh_NUTTAR> er
*** Channel created on Wed Jan 25 19:49:06 2006
<Teh_NUTTAR> *34
<Teh_NUTTAR> Onos.
<Teh_NUTTAR>www.google.com is your friend.
<looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent> and the actual avi.bittorrent file _?
<Spinballwizard> RPG, the correct phrase would be
<Spinballwizard> "comedy google option"
<SuperSonic101> liek 22 checks consistent'd
<SuperSonic101> also no rpg
<SuperSonic101> because its bad
<Teh_NUTTAR> D:
<Teh_NUTTAR> Still a fucking record...
<looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent> _?
<SuperSonic101> yeah but i had the record before
<SuperSonic101> only half a second back
<CosmicFalcon> RPG would you like to be raided by liek 10 battleships and 15 cruisers :)
<looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent> SM?
<Teh_NUTTAR> lawl
<Teh_NUTTAR> 1:25:07
<Teh_NUTTAR> CF: How about stuf D:
<CosmicFalcon> what about stuf :(
<Teh_NUTTAR> You stuf :(
<CosmicFalcon> I've got your stuf
<CosmicFalcon> right here
<Teh_NUTTAR> D:
* CosmicFalcon fleet RPG up the bashy
<Teh_NUTTAR> Ive got urmom right here in my bed
<CosmicFalcon> ive got your DOOM right here in my shipyard
<Teh_NUTTAR> ph34r my 6 anti ballistic missiles.
<CosmicFalcon> ah yes
<CosmicFalcon> they will destroy my fleets
<CosmicFalcon> owaitno
<CosmicFalcon> I have no IPMs yet D:
<Teh_NUTTAR> lollerskates
<CosmicFalcon> as I am building battleships rather than saving for silo lv4, because war is impending!
<Teh_NUTTAR> onos?
<CosmicFalcon> Impending war!
<Teh_NUTTAR> I need HE L4 X)
<Teh_NUTTAR> onos?
<Teh_NUTTAR> I have 3
<CosmicFalcon> SBASAF vs TPC
<CosmicFalcon> HE?
<Teh_NUTTAR> But I do not have TEH CRYSTAL
<Teh_NUTTAR> ...uh....go smack up TPC then?
<CosmicFalcon> ah
<Teh_NUTTAR> Hyperspace Engine
<CosmicFalcon> hyperspace engine!
<CosmicFalcon> war has not been declared yet
<looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent> onos teh S1K TAS!
<Teh_NUTTAR> Indeed
<Teh_NUTTAR> Go declare it?
<CosmicFalcon> hence I am still doubling and redoubling my fleet construction efforts
<CosmicFalcon> RPG it will be declared!
<Teh_NUTTAR> onos teh 0:22 non TAS GH1!
<CosmicFalcon> just not yet
<CosmicFalcon> ...as knux?
<Teh_NUTTAR> Yes
<Teh_NUTTAR> 23 as Sonic
<Teh_NUTTAR> Non-TAS
<CosmicFalcon> gj
<Teh_NUTTAR> Spindash ftw.
<looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent> ohnos teh ISUCKATS1K!
<Teh_NUTTAR> onos urrite
* looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent laugh
*** looking4S1Kvidandbittorrent was kicked from #soniccenter by CosmicFalcon [onos teh kick]

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Competition Central / Since we don't have a division of this yet...

« on: February 21, 2006, 05:50:37 pm »

I've started to time attack Stealth's hack of Sonic 1 and Knuckles.  I've only done Green Hill 1 so far, but I'll edit this post as soon as I time attack some more.  My strategies are partially based on the Sonic 1 TAS at nesvideos.

Here are my current times with the known record in brackets (NB: for Fianl Zone, I only put my time as a record considering that I have no other evidence of anyone else TAing Final Zone; me getting the record is bound to change).


Green Hill 1 - 0.24 (record: 0.22 by SadisticMystic)
Green Hill 2 - ?.?? (record: 0.14 by mike89)
Green Hill 3 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)

Marble 1 - ?.?? (record: 0.18 by eredani)
Marble 2 - ?.?? (record: 0.22 by mike89)
Marble 3 - ?.?? (record: 0.39 by mike89)

Spring Yard 1 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)
Spring Yard 2 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)
Spring Yard 3 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)

Labyrinth 1 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)
Labyrinth 2 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)
Labyrinth 3 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)

Star Light 1 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)
Star Light 2 - ?.?? (record: 0.25 by mike89)
Star Light 3 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)

Scrap Brain 1 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)
Scrap Brain 2 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)
Scrap Brain 3 - ?.?? (record: ?.?? by ???)

Final Zone - 1.13 (record: 1.12 by SadisticMystic)

Post your times and we'll have some forum competition until Rolken comes to his senses and adds a Knux division to Sonic 1.

Unofficial standings coming when I like it XD

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Competition Central / SA2:B Challenges!

« on: February 17, 2006, 09:04:38 am »

Some ideas (though I won't be near a gamecube for a long time):

1. Get the fastest possible time in a mission 2 while still receiving an E rank.
2. Time attack Mad Space 2 without using the treasure scope.

Enjoy.

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Gaming and Grazing / The worst of the worst games you ever played

« on: February 16, 2006, 09:28:18 pm »

If we're going for Sonic games it has to be Sonic 3D.  I was really looking forward to X-treme and it was just a pisspoor replacement.

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I'd beg to differ about the quality of Sonic 3D.  I agree that, compared to what could have been Sonic X-treme, Sonic 3D was, as you say, "pisspoor".  However, consider that the developers had pretty much less than a year to create a game of this scale, so only a genius could have made something decent in that timespan.

And where would we be without Sonic 3D's music?  Anyone for Green Grove 1 or Panic Puppet 1?  And Panic Puppet 2 has one of the best mission objectives EVER: shoot up Eggman's nose (albeit a statue of Eggman, but still, who can resist a crack joke?)

Not to mention it has some of the best graphics I've ever seen out of a Genesis game (anyone else seen a 2 1/2-D game on Genesis that's NOT an rpg?)

In short, just remember: they had ages to make SA2B and look what they did to it.  If you had given the guys at Traveller's Tales more than a year to develop S3D, they would have turned it into a masterpiece.  Instead, they gave us crap.  Kind of like with Sonic R... *TEM listens to Panic Puppet 1 music and gets brutally murdered by the Tails Doll*

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Wikkity! / Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes

« on: February 15, 2006, 08:40:53 pm »

From mike89's Egg Chat:

* theenglishman has joined #soniccenter
<theenglishman> is anyone here?
<theenglishman> guess not
<theenglishman> wow, it echoes… echoes…
<theenglishman> IS ANYBODY HERE… here… here?
* theenglishman was kicked by Sprint (here’s your echo… echo… echo…)
* gbagcn was kicked by Sprint (oh, and nobody’s here. really.)

Whilst not incredibly humourous lines, I just like these two. Swift and to the point.

I'm glad you like me RPG XD

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Gaming and Grazing / What games are we currently playing?

« on: February 15, 2006, 02:31:03 pm »

PS1:

Bottom of the 9th - possibly the worst baseball game every created, with pathetic commentary and laughable mocap.  But it's fun to play.
Crash 1 and 3 - Crash is my second-fave series besides Sonic.


GC:

Mario Superstar Baseball: BEST.GAME.EVER
Soul Calibur II: Awesome graphix, but I can beat the entire game just mashing A with Kilik.
NHL 2005: I still prefer this version over 06 because of its UBER speed boost.

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Board Games / RPG's murdering topic

« on: February 13, 2006, 09:05:48 pm »

*RPG prints off a 6 page IRC monologue and crunches the paper up into balls which he crams down TEM's throat. RPG then takes a copy of WoW, removes the disc and serrates it using a blunt kitchen knife. RPG then repeatedly skims the serrated disc into TEM's upper body and neck, before tearing out his ribcage, tieing a knot in his intestines and suspends him upside down from his 170th post*

*Oh, and, also embeds said serrated disc into TEM's forehead*

:D

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Brilliant.

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Board Games / RPG's murdering topic

« on: February 12, 2006, 10:46:21 am »

RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter

XD

Me next!

Use:

1. an IRC monologue
2. a blunt kitchen knife
3. a copy of World of Warcraft
4. My 170th post (this one)

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Wikkity! / Official Unfunniest Chatroom Quotes

« on: February 11, 2006, 06:35:06 pm »

The French Connection

Several different subplots going on here, including me trying to kick myself from IRC and CosmicFalcon annoying everyone with his mad French skillz.

<ChanB0t> CosmicFalcon, please do us all a favor and speak English.
<Greham2> allow me
<CosmicFalcon> je ne parle pas l'anglais
<theenglishman> !KICK theenglishman
<CosmicFalcon> except that I do
<theenglishman> DAMMIT!
<CosmicFalcon> lollertrickedyou
<ChanB0t> CosmicFalcon, please do us all a favor and speak English.
<F-Man> vc
<F-Man> for va chier lol
<theenglishman> you from quebec CF?
<ChanB0t> F-Man, please do us all a favor and speak English.
<Greham2> you are giving yourself lots of bruises Englishman
<F-Man> ...
<CosmicFalcon> yes englishman
<CosmicFalcon> j'habite en quebec
<ChanB0t> CosmicFalcon, please do us all a favor and speak English.
<F-Man> yeah he's like my voisin
<F-Man> n'est-ce pas CF?
*** ChanB0t was kicked from #soniccenter by CosmicFalcon [ChanB0t, do us all a favour and stfu/gtfo.]
<CosmicFalcon> ah oui
*** ChanB0t [~PsyBorg@AIRC-680BF3E7.dyn.optonline.net] has joined #soniccenter
<CosmicFalcon> je deteste f-man.
* Greham2 comes at the ChanB0t's computer with a seldge
<ChanB0t> zomg :(
* theenglishman n'est pas un francophone
<ChanB0t> but wait... I AM NOT GONE
<CosmicFalcon> J'AIME LE FRANCOPHONE
<F-Man> la francophonie*
<Greham2> je n'aime pas le ChanB0t
<Greham2> I l ya on laser
<CosmicFalcon> I l ya. yeah cuz those are words.
<F-Man> actually scrap that it made sense
* theenglishman n'est pas un francophonie
<theenglishman> howzat?
<F-Man> that however didn't
<F-Man> francophone*
<Greham2> ring ring ring ring
*** ChanB0t is now known as PsyBorg
<Greham2> FRANCOPHONE!
<CosmicFalcon> LE RING LE RING LE RING LE RING LE RING LE RING LE RING, FRANCOPHONE~


At this point in the convo I was kicked (for the reason GET BACK TO THE PAVILION!)

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General Sonic / My Digital Sonic Pix

« on: February 11, 2006, 11:10:39 am »

One word:

shweet.

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Wikkity! / Stickers on Fruit...

« on: February 09, 2006, 12:23:00 pm »

:O!


Well, advertisers take big risks to sell, sell, sell, so it's wierd but not really surprising.

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What's weird is that there were NO OTHER Curious George stickers in the batch.  Maybe it's some kind of contest...?

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Information Kiosk / ITT tsc has a wikipedia entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: February 09, 2006, 11:56:07 am »

I will add these links to the Wiki entry.

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Why?

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Well... maybe I should rephrase this...

I've added the more relevant links, such as TheElite, etc.  If you notice, many Wiki entries have several "links" sections for websites that are similar to the topic in question (e.g. TSC's entry now has links to the Sega Forums, the Elite, Speed Demos Archive, etc.).  The only purpose to this was to make the Wiki entry look more professional.

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Information Kiosk / ITT tsc has a wikipedia entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: February 09, 2006, 11:38:40 am »

The addition of TSC links to the "Related links" section of relevant Sonic pages by CF awhile ago has made Wikipedia the source for most of our referrals already. I'm studying for a test so don't have time to format this nicely, but here're our referrals for the first week of February (first number is clickthroughs, second number including image hotlinking)

- http://speeddemosarchive.com/yabb/YaBB.pl   23   23
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sonic_Center   17   17
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_3   15   15
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_%2816-bit%29   15   15
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Adventure_2   13   13
- http://www.gaiaonline.com/gaia/redirect.php   11   11
- http://www.the-elite.net   11   1515
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(Genesis)   10   10
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedrun   10   10
- http://uhaweb.hartford.edu/JFIELDS/   9   9
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog   8   8
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_3   7   7
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Adventure   6   6
- http://lbd-nytetrayn.livejournal.com/350295.html   6   6
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hed...g_%28Genesis%29   5   5
- http://www.sonicstrike.net/users/eg/forum/index.php   5   5
- http://www.tcpmusic.com/admin/   5   5
- http://www.sonicstadium.org/board/index.php   5   172
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_%288-bit%29   4   4
- http://www.ddruk.com/postview.php   4   4
- http://www.singingfish.com   4   4
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Adventure_2_Battle   4   4
- http://www.segaforums.com/index.php   3   3
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Demos_Archive   3   3

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I will add these links to the Wiki entry.  Thanks

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Wikkity! / Stickers on Fruit...

« on: February 08, 2006, 04:38:11 pm »

I recently found a sticker promoting the new Curious George film on a banana.  To see the banana and a close-up of the sticker, click here.

Anyway, discuss this new marketing technique.

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Competition Central / The Top Ten Sonic players in TSC's history!

« on: February 07, 2006, 10:12:56 am »

I know this may seem a bit late (or early?) to be campaigning, but for the April version of the Top 10, I think that eredani should at least be considered as one of the top 10.  Consider these statistics:

- eredani holds at least one record in all but one of the games he currently competes in (Sonic 1 GG).
- He currently holds Sonic Heroes, S&K and Sonic Chaos, all with over 80% statistics.
- He has 246 records, many of them times.  That's EXACTLY as much RPG's and NintenDan's records COMBINED.  The only person I've seen with more records is mike89.
- He has just five AntiRecords.
- In Shadow the Hedgehog, he has at least orange in every time he has submitted.

Just consider that one for April, folks!

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Information Kiosk / ITT tsc has a wikipedia entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: February 06, 2006, 09:33:34 pm »

Heh, nice wiki entry.

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Thanks.  Oh, and congratulations to NintenDan for being the random champion on the screenshot that displays TSC to the WOOOOOOOORLD! mwahahahahahaha!

EDIT: Just added a few internal links.  w00t.

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Beef / Eredani vid missing

« on: February 06, 2006, 07:49:35 pm »

In the news articles, a video submission (already a few updates old) proclaims:

New Video: eredani achieved 1:08 in S&K on Mushroom Hill 2 (Knuckles)

Yet there is no evidence that eredani did any video at all, nor is he on the list of contributors.  A little explanation would be nice.

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Information Kiosk / ITT tsc has a wikipedia entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

« on: February 06, 2006, 11:32:33 am »

We're officially on wikipedia!!!!!!!!!!

I made this page but I have no idea how to do anything with wiki, so could some1 PLEASE help me in getting this formatted properly? kthxbai.