[eggFL]

these are mostly for my own reference than anything else for when I feel like doing an actual comic

and it might be worth mentioning that any number of these may never be made. (in some cases perhaps for the better)

Also I am reminded I wanted to do one with PPA and Judgement fighting each other as well. Yes let's of showdowns going on. So much violence.

[eggFL]

I wanted to apologize for the "future cartoons" pics

I intended to make it up by posting 2 or maybe 3 good, fresh comics in my my next update.

But this one has a chance of being funny if I post it right away.

[Taillow]

Doesn't seem that funny, to be honest.

[eggFL]

Sorry I let you down.

It's all I could think of for the ieatatsonic debacle.

Made ME laugh. :P But I guess that's nothing new.

Needs more ks8.

[eggFL]

also included ks8's card in glorious HD

[Shadow Jacky]

idk quartz, I found them funny

[Taillow]

Heh.  Though I only laughed at two parts, it's not bad.  I'm a pretty light judge, though.

[eggFL]

Yea it seems you're hard to amuse. But I just realized something. You were like this from the very start! Even back when my comics were funny you were like "mehhh". And you know what the best part is? Right away you wanted to be sure that your character would turn out the way you want it to.

Man, all this gives me a great idea for a new comic.

[P.P.A.]

Yea it seems you're hard to amuse. But I just realized something. You were like this from the very start! Even back when my comics were funny you were like "mehhh". And you know what the best part is? Right away you wanted to be sure that your character would turn out the way you want it to.

Man, all this gives me a great idea for a new comic.

Bionic Commando parody without a Hitler reference? Fail.
Although that is rather lol.

Nice how you implemented my ideas. After I'm done with the first part of the exams next week, it's really about time for a crossover-comic. Like Bomberman-Rolken vs. Zero Bomberman-Rolken.

[eggFL]

X) To be honest I never played NES Bionic Commando. Was Hitler in it? I might have heard about that but I don't remember.

[P.P.A.]

X) To be honest I never played NES Bionic Commando. Was Hitler in it? I might have heard about that but I don't remember.

Yea. Only in the Japanese version though.
http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/bioniccommando/bioniccommando.htm

Also I edited my post JUST as you posted, lol.

[Taillow]

Yea it seems you're hard to amuse. But I just realized something. You were like this from the very start! Even back when my comics were funny you were like "mehhh". And you know what the best part is? Right away you wanted to be sure that your character would turn out the way you want it to.

What can I say?  I have a refined taste of humor.  And by refined, I mean, all I know is that something too spontaneous doesn't affect me too well (unless it's Bobobo).  And hey, I prefer to be represented at least somewhat the way I want.  Which means I need the jacket, glasses, and sweatpants.

I found this one pretty funny.  Parodies tend to get funny easy, in my opinion.

And a note to you all: bread is deadly.

[eggFL]

well I've given up on doing comics, but also I dont want the jokes themselves to go to waste

so, sadly, I am gonna write here how the future cartoons were going to go.

"Oh, Egg!" a cooking show
Today we will make a salad. First, wash some lettuce. Then put it in a bowl. Then, some onions. Yes, we are putting raw onions into the salad. I mean, why not? What are you a pussy? Now to complete the salad, some dressing... why not... Tabasco sauce?!? And now, I will now eat this grapefruit with a spoon!!! *stabs spoon into grapefruit* *jet of grapefruit juice gushes into egg's eye* AAUUUUGH *egg's eyes are red and is crying* I'M A FREAKIN GENIUS

Genus Talk
Welcome to Genus Talk - the talk show, where Genus talks!
Genus: our first guest today is egg
egg: good to be here
*awkward pause, genus remains silent*
egg. so eh, heh, aren't you gonna ask me about my new comic?
genus: no, why would I, and further blabla *enter yet another crazy genus monologue* [if I actually made this comic it would require some serious scriptwriting and creativity... not sure I could write a genus rant on my own, even a brief one]
So fast forward to the next guest which is alondite who enters with a chainsaw and screams and cuts genus's desk in half. Genus is not amused. [this is parody of an ep of Tom Green show]
*awkward pause*
*Alondite looks at the audience to find that only a handful of people are watching, including Rolk & flyby (flyby is leaning on Rolk with her eyes closed and <3's coming out but Rolk seems uncomfortable), Crowbar who is wearing sunglasses and a coat trying to hide himself, and ks8 who is totally enthralled into the show and may be clapping.
Genus: you're paying for the desk
Alondite: well yea.. I was go--
Genus: sit down
*egg moves aside*
Genus: stay put, egg
*Alondite sits in the 2nd chair*
Alondite: =(

magnum ZX
only began to realize more and more that this concept was never going to work.
Rolken: deliver this rock, Magnum
Magnum: no problem! btw is this mission dangerous?
Rolken: lol no you silly goose!
*next scene, Magnum mounts a motorbike and revs it*
*rolk is still there pointing at him*
Rolk: Ha! 'is it dangerous' you silly goose you!
The comic would eventually lead into Magnum turning into a mega man. Names considered were Magnum K, Magnum K12, Magnum 12, and Magnum S (for Sonic) Magnum would turn into megaman by using egg who is a talking rock
Rolken would become another mega man, probably named Rolken Z.
Rolken soon dies and Magnum becomes Magnum AZ and would look like Bomberman.
Other versions of story I considered had PPA (or maybe Skylights) instead of Rolken, for his flowing hair that would actually resemble Zero. (or Knuckles) Plus it would be pretty cool and funny for PPA to look sexy. This was also tied into the idea that Magnum would turn into a Sonic based megaman and PPA would turn into a Knuckles based megaman, and then both would combine to become Magnum S&K, a horrible abomination.
But none of those ideas really make sense or are funny...

videogame night: bomberman
egg, Rolken, Alondite, and Shadow the Hedgehog play a game of Act Zero
egg lays classic Bomberman bombs
Rolken (being literally AZ bomberman) lays AZ bombs
Shadow lays C4's
Alondite shakes beer cans and sets them
Rolken: eeegg
egg: yea?
Rolken: I'm stuck.
*Rolken appears squatting in shame, trapped behind his own bomb*
egg: what the hell did you do Rolk
Rolken: I TRIED TO DO THE KONAMI CODE

videogame night: Gears
various members play Gears of War.
Joke no 1: Alondite disses the game, then goes into a very long blue sky monologue that ends completely randomly with the statement "the PSP has no good games" immediately before being grotesquely chainsawed by someone.
Joke no 2: ks8, now with a Boomshot, swears a lot and is angry and very aggressive and melee's a lot and fires recklessly. However in a bout he ends up splash damaging himself and an opponent. Both players are down. Egg, a teammate, and 2 opponents are on opposite ends behind cover. Both teams are sweating the other out as they all listen to the incessant moans and whines of ks8 who is down and still losing blood.

PPA & Judgement show 2
"hey egg, can we be in your comic.. again!"
*egg is unshaven and in a robe holding a coffee mug*
egg: sure.. why not
*all three appear holding hands but this time egg is standing and not moving*
egg: just take my hand.. and let's go
*Judgement is in the same pose as before -- one leg and arm pointed back*
Judgement: ..and let's GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*PPA & Judgement Show title screen*
in the new story, which is very brief, they get carjacked, Judgement gets mugged for his bubbles, and PPA is shot

Crowbar's death
egg: ahhh I got my bowl of cereal, and a tall glass of diet soda... brunch of champions.
egg: and I got my little stand here.
*egg sets bowl of cereal on top of the milk, and then kicks his feet up on the table*
*Crowbar enters room*
Crowbar: hey egg I'm home... how are yo-- *notices cereal balanced on top of milk* OH MY GOD EGG THE CEREAL
egg: HUH?? *is startled and accidentally kicks over milk, spilling the cereal everywhere*
*UPS truck driver outside sees what just happened through the window while driving by*
*UPS truck driver freaks out and spins out of control, crashing through the house, crushing Crowbar*
egg: Crowbar, Crowbar!! are you ok?!?
Crowbar: *dying, weak* *smiliing* egg... you shouldn't have.... *cough* put the cereal on top of the milk
*Crowbar dies*
egg: I didn't know... Crowbar... I DIDNT KNOOOOOOOOOW

Rolken's crystal ball
Rolken appears sitting on a throne, with mike, codegirl, SM, and perhaps also gerbilsoft standing at attention. Rolken gazes into a crystal ball which reveals egg as he is doing something ridiculous.
SM: should we ban him, sir?
Rolken: no *evil grin* he is... interesting to me

the end of TSC
TSC has only four members.
1) RPG
2) quartzdonMan
3) yseredanam
4) girl
One day, all of TSC's members were posting. The forum was packed with activity.
Rolk was monitoring the situation from his throne room.
Codegirl: bandwidth has exceeded the safety limit. There is a dangerous chance of a server crash.
Rolk: who's hosting the server
SM: Gerbilsoft is.
Rolk: Contact him and tell him to shut down the server immediately!
SM: no, you don't understand... Gerbilsoft IS the server!!
*Gerbilsoft is shown with his pants down and cables going into his butt*
Gerbilsoft: *through video phone* Don't worry Rolk ol' buddy... I'll hold the line here. You just keep sitting there and eat pretzels. I'm counting on you!
*transmission closed*
*Rolken appears shocked and nervous*
*takes a pretzel while shaking and puts it up to his lips*
*accidentally drops the pretzel*
*Gerbilsoft is shown sweating and swelling with the cables shoving tons of data*
*pretzel is falling*
*Gerbilsoft is shown again*
*pretzel*
*Gerbilsoft*
*pretzel hits the ground, snapping in two*
*Gerbilsoft explodes, blood splashing everywhere*
*it rains blood over all of TSC*
*egg is shown with an ice cream cone in amidst the blood rain*
egg: aww... looks like I'll have to get another ice cream
*pauses*
*egg licks blood-soaked ice cream cone*
Mike: EGG!!!!!!
*mike runs up to egg and shakes him by the shoulders*
Mike: Egg, you did it!! *motions hand toward the rain of blood* This!.....
*mike gets on his knees, faces the rain of blood and throws his hahds into the sky*
Mike: This..... IS TSC!!!!!!!

[Taillow]

Just because you gave up on them doesn;t mean you take them down.  Some people actually like some of these.

[P.P.A.]

Nooooo egg I loved your comics!
Please do the Magnum one, I wanna be a Megaman. D:

[eggFL]

Just because you gave up on them doesn;t mean you take them down.  Some people actually like some of these.

I took them down for a different reason.

Nooooo egg I loved your comics!
Please do the Magnum one, I wanna be a Megaman. D:

PPA model K
what Rolken might have looked like as a megaman
Magnum and what egg might have looked like (even tho egg wasnt explicitly planned to be in the comic)

PPA/Rolk would be magnum's senpai. And he would be totally cool and pwn lots of enemies and tell magnum what to do. Then he dies and magnum takes his power.

magnum: gadzooks! more enemies! I cant beat them! *shields self*
PPA or Rolk: stand back, magnum. I'll handle this. *pwn pwn* *explosions*
Magnum: whoa you're awesome!!

[Taillow]

And that reason is?

Also, heh.  I'd say they look good.

[P.P.A.]

They look cool! Model K like Knuckles? XD

[eggFL]

And that reason is?

I was irked by the premise of me being respected here solely because of the comics and in spite of the other stuff I say. (particularly about the Sonic series)

I dunno. I almost didn't take them down. But the second time around I did for whatever reason.

Anyway, another script!

Bomberman vs. actual villains
[scene is TSC central command]
Ks8: I am KS8, world-renowned intelligence officer extraodinaire!! It's my personal job to gather all bits of information and make the knowledge public. GADZOOKS WHAT'S THAT?? *points at radar screen*
SM: That's you. *is playing cards with F-Man*
KS8: oh ok!! *writes something down in a notepad*
*KS8 struggles climbing the radar console*
*radar console beeps and a dot comes out*
KS8: *GASP* WHATS THAT???
SM: an explosion at mess hall
F-Man: We're having burritos tonight!~
KS8: I see.... *looks* gasp whats THAT! its moving so fast... is it a bird?
F-Man: It's a plane.
SM: No... that... is BOMBERMAN
*cut to Rolk swinging through town like Spider Man*
[everything up to this point might never have been in the comic in order to save some time]
Rolk: Well well well... if it isn't my arch enemies... Christmastree Man and Lightbulb Man! I won't let you get away with harassing my members!
villains: Sorry Rolk, we already killed him! *cackle* *shows RPG dead*
Rolk: RPG... *clenches fist* it wasnt his time yet....
Lightbulb Man: And it looks like you've just walked into your funeral! It doesn't take two blondes to do the math, Bomber-DOLT! There's two of us and only one of you!
Rolk: Don't get so presumptious, Lightbulb Man. You forget to factor in my... sheer willpower! *sets a bomb* bvweo *bomb also makes 'bvweo' sound effect*
*Rolk runs away like mad*
*Rolk squats behind trash can*
*Rolk crosses fingers* I hope this gets them!
*Rolk is shown from the front, squatting with a trash can directly behind him, and a massive mushroom cloud behind it*
*Rolk peeks out over trash can*
*hand pokes Rolk's shoulder*
*Rolk looks over to see Lightbulb Man and Christmastree Man on his side of the trash can*
Rolk: shit
Lightbulb Man: gee Bomberman... I hope you didn't get any /bright/ ideas! *punches Rolk*
Christmastree Man: I have no gifts to bring... except my foot in your face! *kicks Rolk*
Lightbulb Man: how many bombermen does it take to get screwed by a light bulb... ONE! *punch*
Rolk: tch
Christmanstree Man: looks like this is gonna be your Silent Night! *punch*
Rolk: ugh!
Lightbulb Man: What's the matter Bomberman? I think you need to /lighten/ up! *hit*
Rolk: oh, that's terrible!
Christmastree Man: I'm gonna deck the halls.. with your ass! *kick*
*Rolk collapses on the floor*
*Christmastree Man cocks a handgun and points it at Bomberman's head*
Christmastre Man: Merry christmas... motherfucker.
*woman's voice* NOT SO FAST
*chains slams both villains in the face*
*Bomberwoman appears*
villains: WHAT THE?!
Rolk: who... who is she
*Bomberwoman avoids gunfire and slugs Christmastree Man in the gut*
Rolk: whoa...
*Bomberwoman does multiple flips and spin kicks into Lightbulb Man's voice*
Rolk: I AM AROUSED!!!!!!
Lightbulb Man: She's too strong! Let's skidaddle!
Christmastree Man: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO USE THAT WORD
*they run away*
Bomberwoman: are you okay?
Rolk: Who are you?
Bomberwoman: I'm Bomberwoman.
Rolk: No... who are you really?
Bomberwoman: ...
Rolk: TELL ME
Bomberwoman: I have to go now. *turns away*
Rolk: Hey now wait just a second *gives speech about being true to oneself and not running away*
Bomberwoman: *turns back* I suppose you're right. I'm... *takes off mask* egg.
Rolk: (EGG?!?!) D= oh.... I didn't realize....
Bomberwoman: No Rolk. You were right. *gives speech about staying true to one's own convictions and other stuff*
*awkward pause*
Bomberwoman: well, bye! ^_^ *jumps away*
Rolk...
Flyby: btw Rolk I'm leaving you.
Rolk: oh........... ok =(

trivia:
1. [ks8's first sentence is a copy of magnum's old suggestion for what KS8 should be in a TSC manga]
2. [the character genus originally thought might have been her, because of the coincidental "G" shape in the lightbulb over the character's head, was in fact Lightbulb Man.]

edit, added:

Mike's Corner
this originally was meant to be a gag in which after every comic, I would copy and paste Mike's review but replace the screen shots with ones from the new comic. (the fact that mike ageed with the review initially was kind of incidental, and might have made the gag even more effective.)

Scrabble
Board game night - everyone plays a round of Scrabble together
*picture a scrabble board with all dirty words*
Rolk: see this is why I hate playing Scrabble with you guys
someone: your turn, egg
egg: mmmm *stares narrow-eyed at the following letters* EEAAGKC
*egg spells 'LEAKAGE' off of the L from 'ANAL'*
Rolk: THAT'S IT *stands up* THIS GAME IS OVER!!

Don't Wake Daddy
egg: This is my favorite game.
This game ends with someone waking daddy, causing everyone to scream from being startled, and dad's sleeping hat flies into someone's eye, causing him to shriek*

Don't Wake Daddy 2
"egg we challenge you to a rematch!"
This time when dad wakes up, the entire dad snaps off of the board and hits someone in the face, causing everyone to scream and that person to pass out.
*later*
"ok that was enough excitement for tonight. Let's clean up"
*everyone cleans up and gets up leaving only ks8 kneeling on the floor*
Rolk: come on ks8 aren't you going to get up?
ks8: well... *sniff* when daddy broke *sob* and flew out at us.... I WET MYSEEELF
Rolk: ks8 you silly goose
ks8: *cries* I'M A SILLY GOOSE I KNOOOOOOOW

Bomberman vs. Genus
*genus is seen in a lawn chair reading the entire last chaper of Fight Club outloud*
genus: *shaking* *sniff* .... that's awesome.....
*an empty beer can hits her in the forehead* Genus: GOD DAMN
Rolk: ohhh GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUS
Rolk: Genus I placed timed bombs all over your lawn! *appears around a swarm of glowing energy bombs*
Rolk: I challenge you to fight me, genus!
genus: If I kill you now, will the bombs go away?
Rolk: no...
genus: Can you even deactivate the bombs if you wanted to?
Rolk: ... no......
genus: I'm going inside.
Rolk: Hey wait... !! ... I WONT LET YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME
*Rolk jumps in front of genus and plants a bomb*
Rolk: a-HA! What are you going to do about my bomb, genus? EMASCULATE IT?!
genus: *gasp* (he saw right through my plan)
genus: I won't emasculate it... but...... I'LL WARP TIME AND SPACE TO MAKE THE BOMB BEHIND YOU AND BLOW UP IN THE NEXT SECOND!!
Rolk: ?! *looks behind him* OH HELL N--
*giant explosion*
*pause*
*a skull falls from the sky and lands in the grass*
*egg looks at skull and picks it up*
egg: oh, poor Rolken, I knew him... pistachio!
genus: ¬.¬ *stares at egg*
egg: o.o

[Taillow]

And that reason is?

I was irked by the premise of me being respected here solely because of the comics and in spite of the other stuff I say. (particularly about the Sonic series)

Well, you have to admit your opinions are of the minority of fans as a whole.  Praising it is one thing, but remember it's your opinion, and respect other people's opinions.

Also, I'm much better with comics than with scripts.  Pictures make things easier on the eyes.

[General Throatstomper]

I was irked by the premise of me being respected here solely because of the comics and in spite of the other stuff I say. (particularly about the Sonic series).

People aren't going to shirk you credit elsewhere because you produce a comic...if as you say you only get respect for your drawings then you're removing the one medium in which everyone recognizes you have credence. Which is probably a terrible idea. Picasso wouldn't stop painting because nobody appreciated his writing, nor would Thomas Edison stop inventing if he felt his theological analyses were not granted due acceptance. Do what you're good at it, or feel others will appreciate, instead of overextending yourself into areas where you don't even have minimal proficiency.

That, or attempt to blow up the world with a flagrant onslaught of poorly contrived arguments starved for any relevant examples and bogged down by several offbase and erroneous cases that even except the message you want to get across. It's your decision and in the spirit of the United States of America and its Western affiliates, you get to choose whether you want to axe your greatest talent in favor of lesser pursuits. Which is a shame.

This is assuming your true reasoning for abandoning these comics is what you said...and not that it takes too much effort, which in my professional opinion as THE TOURNEY DESTROYER is far more likely.

[eggFL]

Sure but it's not like I represent an inventor or a painter through comics. They are just cheap laughs. The comics have no value. They don't matter. Sonic matters. And while I may be terrible at representing that through arguing (most likely due to being confused by others' insults and rationalizations) then I might simply stop arguing just as I stopped the comics. I have other ways to express myself besides arguing and making unintelligible cartoons that have nothing to do with anything. "my greatest talent" HEY, I should have other talents than the only ones you know about.

But anyway, that's just why I took down the old comics. Granted, I might not have made any new comics either way, as you said. Good for me.

Anyway, I'm over the halfway mark on these scripts:

RPG's secret
RPG: ..and that's when I submitted false times...
TSC committee: well RPG we are disappointed in you... but we have forgiven you and will give you another chance!
ks8: welcome back RPG!! *hugs*
*crowd cheers*
*RPG exits stage* RPG: ^_^ *peace sign*
*behind curtain* RPG: my plan is going perfectly... now that I lied about submitting false times in classic Sonic games, I have garnered more trust and respect than ever before!!
RPG: Soon, when the time is right, I can submit false times and take back Sonic Advance 2, and nobody will question my integrity! OH-ho-ho... mwaahahahaha
"lolwhut"
RPG: *gasp* who goes there
RPG: it's you! the anonymous chat 'tard
A.C.'T: /me I won't let you get away with this RPG. I'm telling the others.
RPG: *clenches fist* damn... if he talks, they will believe him instantly because of his undisputed l33tness!
A.C'T: ITT gonna go tell them now. ciao~ *turns around*
RPG: ok you do that *holds up wire* *evil look*
*RPG strangles anonymous chat 'tard to death*
*RPG opens a floorboard and crams his body under it*
*RPG wipes sweat off his forehead*
Paragod: *wide-eyed* I SAW EVERYTHING.
RPG: blast!!
Paragod: I'm gonna tell the others. And you can't kill me, for I am what I eat!
RPG: oh why would I bother. Nobody would believe you.
Paragod: we'll see about that!
*later*
Paragod: guys I saw RPG and he killed a member and he lied about lying about the whole thing and is submitting false scores for Sonic Advance!!!
Siavash Tazari: oh hi Paragod!
egg: HELLO CRAZY PERSON
Paragod: ugh
*RPG passes by and waves* hi Paragod >_>
Paragod: oh hey man
Paragod: *bites lip and fists clenched* DAMN IT

[Taillow]

But I like cheap laughs <_<

And I have them better with better text.  Chaos Angel is horrible on the forums.

[Bilan]

But I dont like Advance 2 anymore

[P.P.A.]

They are just cheap laughs.

Yeah, that's what was awesome about them. :(

The comics have no value.

But time attacking video games has? Or argumenting on an internet forum with people you'll never meet?
They do have a value imo.

[eggFL]

I wasn't arguing for the sake of arguing. I was trying to make a point and defend something important.

Time attacking isn't important either. At least not nearly as much as the fact of whether or not we are playing a great game. I would love to be able to score attack in a great Sonic game, after all that is a great part of the experience. But it doesn't make a difference if I do well in it or not.

I'm glad that by removing the comics I was at least able to make a statement about what's important and what isn't.

You like cheap laughs. Don't we all. But you can get cheap laughs anywhere. So, you might as well get it somewhere else because I am not in the mood for comics any more. I find nothing funny about the way Sonic is treated and the way I was here.

But I dont like Advance 2 anymore

hey

if you want comics rooted in reality, go read PPA's

I thought I already tried to establish this. ;|

[eggFL]

I made this years ago

there was a  magic workstation community called o-gaming, one of the members was Clariax and he hounded noobs and people he thought were acting dumb.

I found it today on my old hard drive and it made me laugh

[eggFL]

these are even older, from a megaman forum. The images are screencaps of Gundam Seed Destiny rather than handmade ms paint doodles, but the characters in this slideshow are personas of people from the community. This has plenty of in-jokes and cheesiness. But perhaps my greatest work. >____>

"Egg 1"

the second one is way longer, and if I do say so myself, way funnier too. Look for the Magic reference in this one, as well as the gay love scene:

"Egg 2"

ah, the memories.... :P

(and for the record: these three are the only gif's I ever made)