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This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to discover The Truth(tm) about any issue you like, from one who is never wrong.  Ask away (unless you're genus, in which case form a coherent question first please).

First answer to the womenfolks here (and most of the menfolks too really): sorry, I'd rather just stay friends.  Except with RPG, obviously - he gets to be neither.
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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
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What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
still can't believe what I did in 2007

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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.

What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
Trick question, the answer is none.  You should play a good game instead.
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why are people making So many "Ask [Insert name]" topic >__>
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why are people making So many "Ask [Insert name]" topic >__>
Maggie started a new fad.
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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.

Give me SCIENTIFIC PROOF you are always right >:O
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What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
Trick question, the answer is none.  You should play a good game instead.

What game do you recommend me?
still can't believe what I did in 2007

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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.

Give me SCIENTIFIC PROOF you are always right >:O
Science cannot definitively prove a proposition, as you should know; there is however an obvious null hypothesis (give an instance of my being wrong) and there is a weight of evidence supporting the hypothesis (occasions where I have been right), and therefore it is reasonable to conclude in favour of the hypothesis, shifting the burden of proof onto any who claim the opposite.

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What game do you recommend me?
Baldur's Gate 2, Half Life 2, Ocarina of Time and Sonic 2 are all classics; more recent worthwhile titles are Fallout 3 (ignore the storyline though), World Of Goo, Bioshock and MGS4  (only really applicable for series fans though).
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Do you like?
My default state of being is to mock rather than like.  For something to be liked by me, it must achieve at least Grade 1 Awesome.
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Do you have any opinions on how something/someone is to achieve Grade 1 Awesome?

Not that I myself care, but for the sake of others >_>
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Do you have any opinions on how something/someone is to achieve Grade 1 Awesome?

Not that I myself care, but for the sake of others >_>
By getting me to like them.
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Doug advocates catch-22s confirmed
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I'm currently in Grade 12 Awesome. What does that make you feel about me?
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Doug advocates catch-22s confirmed
I didn't say it was the only way.
I'm currently in Grade 12 Awesome. What does that make you feel about me?
It makes me feel that you're either deluded or a liar.
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Are you deluded?
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Do you have 1337 ajukka?
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I have to admit that these are some pretty consistently high quality answers.
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Do you have 1337 ajukka?
Please rephrase your question in the form of something comprehensible.
I have to admit that these are some pretty consistently high quality answers.
Please rephrase your question in the form of a question.
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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?

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Why am I better than you?
I am the champion of TSC! >:D 

Championships held:  Sonic 3D Blast, Sonic Adventure (DX), Sonic Heroes, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Chaos, Sonic Drift, Sonic Drift 2, Sonic Riders, Sonic the Fighters, Sonic Battle, Sonic Unleashed (ps2/Wii), Sonic Unleashed (ps3/360), Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing, Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed, Sonic Colors (Wii), Sonic Rivals, Sonic Generations.

Zero Point Championships held:  Sonic Drift, Sonic Drift 2, Sonic Chaos, Sonic Battle, Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed.

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Oh so knowledgeable Gamer of Yore, I beseech you...

How is it that we shall garner GOOD sonic games from sonic team?

also:

Why is it you don't compete on TMMC in Power Battles? >_>
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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.
Why am I better than you?
You're not.  You're higher in the charts because of Affirmative Action.
Oh so knowledgeable Gamer of Yore, I beseech you...

How is it that we shall garner GOOD sonic games from sonic team?
By replacing the entire staff of Sonic Team with people who give a shit.
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Why is it you don't compete on TMMC in Power Battles? >_>
I have never played any Mega Man games, which makes it hard to compete in them.
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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.

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I CAN SAY THIS CAUSE I'M ADMIN AND THEREFORE COOLER THAN YOU BY DEFAULT

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Douglas, you have been pwned. :(
I am the champion of TSC! >:D 

Championships held:  Sonic 3D Blast, Sonic Adventure (DX), Sonic Heroes, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Chaos, Sonic Drift, Sonic Drift 2, Sonic Riders, Sonic the Fighters, Sonic Battle, Sonic Unleashed (ps2/Wii), Sonic Unleashed (ps3/360), Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing, Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed, Sonic Colors (Wii), Sonic Rivals, Sonic Generations.

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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.

IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF DOUGLAS'S WRONGNESS

ALL PREVIOUS RESPONSES ARE NOW NULL AND VOID

I CAN SAY THIS CAUSE I'M ADMIN AND THEREFORE COOLER THAN YOU BY DEFAULT
I never said he couldn't because of TSC rules, noobcake.  'Can I' could be interpreted as a request for my permission rather than a request on the nature of the fundamental restrictions of reality.  For instance, he could have asked "Can I submit BS stats?" and both "Yes, but you'll be banhammered" and "No" are valid answers depending on the interpretation of the question.  In this case, an answer with respect to fundamental truth and the consequences thereof would be "Yes, but you will incur my displeasure for playing SA:DX in the first place".

This is a problem generally; human language is too riddled with such ambiguity to allow efficient communication of my infinite wisdom to you mere mortals, and you're not capable of understanding my perfect language.  We do the best with what we have.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2009, 08:10:33 am by douglas »
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doug won.
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