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« on: October 04, 2007, 07:35:28 am »
Or, more commonly, fake chats. But it also allows a bit of extension to include the Constitution.

Let me also make a quick note. "TSC-related fiction" does not extend to Sonic fanfiction because that has no place at TSC. Anywhere. Like ever.

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The Conventional Trilogy: The Grand Re-opening / Fake Chat mkII / The Egg Chat
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By SadisticMystic
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Fake Chat mkII, CF-style
He also did another one but I can't find it :(

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SB and the Beanstalk (Warning: Lame alert)

Also, important notice!

I am AMENDING THE CONSTITUTION :O

Help me remember what needs to go in it! Speak now or forever hold your peace >:O
« Last Edit: October 07, 2007, 11:25:08 pm by Spinballwizard »

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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 11:15:10 am »
^ There needs to be a comment to the likes of:

"Subsite admins hold complete control over their domain, but only provided that domain exists rather than 404ing."

See: erm, the subsites.
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 12:00:59 pm »
We need an amendment that makes fun of the recent surge in spambots in the general Sonic forum, such as "the presence of spam bots is not tolerated and will be met with immediate destruction by a ban hammer (the more violent the better).
I also propose a bill stating that fan fiction and fan characters suck and are too lame for this site. All in favor say AYE.
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 03:51:44 pm »
The constitution should begin with a prelude stating that any words to follow are entirely random, strung together through the use of a random number generator, and any references to any persons alive or dead, events, or places are entirely coincidental in nature. And then follow up by telling Zizou and co to kindly appreciate satire and hyperbole. From there, but this is just what I would do, you could insert words that make no sense as you see fit, and produce an odd laugh or two.

Alternatively you could open by saying that the following has been approved by an oligarchian power structure who wish at all costs to avoid disenfranchisement by giving you no rights to begin with. This is a great segway to humorous descriptions of the drafters of the constitution, those who you should all credit for their intellectual contributions. Make sure to tell everyone to abide to the constitution by the letter, never alter its contents in the slightest for fear of treading on the philosophical feet of the founders, and that all flaws present in their character and actions can be safely ignored in the name of patriotism. It will be just like America.

For substance itself, you could go on to a rule bashing unceremonious use of 'no u', 'I call bs', 'o rly', 'no rly', and all derivatives. Basically think of some things you don't like, and address them as rules so that you will have a subtle influence on the actions of anyone impressionable enough that they always act to appease. Oh, how about a rule stating: "While nothing of note is going on in chat, feeble attempts to instigate some sort of conversation must be made regardless of the quality of the ensuing discussion or its participants". Or a rule saying: "Pretending to ignore someone while making a point to tell them they are being ignored is punishable by use of the acid machine". Another idea I've got is: "Making ideas, people, events, and facts up, or openly contradicting yourself, then consequently laughing when nobody notices is rewarded with a free story to tell about how great you are". I've got more ideas, I do.

But for now I'll just post this. Afterwards, I'll attempt to upload my 2 fake chats, and hope this computer can do it.


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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 09:47:11 pm »
THIS FACT MUST BE STATED!

"TSC has a growing population, and half of them are named either Mike or Dan"
Oh, and add commentary to your second one, Genus.  If you don't mind.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2007, 10:00:52 pm by Quartz »
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 10:37:39 pm »
Mikes ftw.
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2007, 11:06:04 am »
Penis size decreases as post count increases.

Nobody is on any account allowed to mention Linux to GerbiSoft.  Srsly guys.

Douglas is only allowed to enter topics to make people lol.  Anything other than that is probably a sign of the coming apocalypse.

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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2007, 05:22:34 am »
Penis size decreases as post count increases.

Nobody is on any account allowed to mention Linux to GerbiSoft.  Srsly guys.

Douglas is only allowed to enter topics to make people lol.  Anything other than that is probably a sign of the coming apocalypse.

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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2007, 11:38:14 pm »
Added link to my chat. Might make a new one that's less lame.

Constitutional Amendments:
1. Correction from Spaceship User to (If I had a) Banhammer
2. Section in Chat rules stating that voice is used but is pointless.
3. Link to bothelp and possible lolexplanation of CodeGirl
4. Some kind of antifurry comment somewhere.

Admittedly, I'm pulling these out of my ass.

Edit: Also Dans > Mikes.
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2007, 05:51:05 am »
Did you not think I had a mind?

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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 10:54:32 am »
Also Dans > Mikes.

RPG's name is Dan and Thorn's name is Mike. Which side should I choose?

...

I think I'll just hide in a corner until everything solves itself.

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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2007, 02:59:36 pm »
Also Dans > Mikes.

RPG's name is Dan and Thorn's name is Mike. Which side should I choose?

...

I think I'll just hide in a corner until everything solves itself.

* Rick hides in a corner

 Well, RPG is Dan, Thorn is Mike...but Yse is Mike too, so I'm gonna have to side with the Mikes at the moment. Sorry RPG >_>

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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2007, 03:51:34 pm »
but there's taco on the dan side :(

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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2007, 08:23:52 pm »
I believe SBW's a Dan too.  Oh, and Magnum's a Mike.  I think MK's a Mike.  SS101's a Mike

...that is if no one's lying in the member list
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2007, 11:01:02 pm »
MK's a Dan n00b.

Also something else that needs to be added to the constitution: mike is definitely in league with SM and Sprint in the "fills-in-for-Rolken" category.
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2007, 07:06:03 am »
Something I've been meaning to do for a while, but have put off until now:

A reworking of the registration page

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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2007, 07:07:44 am »
Also I forgot to tell you guys that I am currently writing Fake Chat 5...>_>...
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2007, 11:53:59 am »
mike: It's clever, but... I always thought you were kinda anti-FanFic. Even if it is only a page.

Also, according to the Sitewides, 25 people are more educated at cracking The Matrix Sonic Center than Rolken. :P
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2007, 12:22:46 am »
Constitution updated, Fake Chat 5 axed.

RPG this doesn't mean you have to stop writing it, this just means I won't claim it as my own work. >_>

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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2007, 01:52:20 pm »
Quote from: Constitution
Several users, mostly of the Spaceship User category but also CherryMay and flyby, are identified by their @ symbol...

Last I checked, our ops were just a few random people who happened to rub the admins the right way at the right time... also, rubbed in the right place.

Also I do not have a vagina, liar. Since when did Ink, Violet, and Joshu say anything significant anymore anyway >_>.
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2007, 02:35:15 pm »
Also I do not have a vagina, liar.

Could've fukken fooled me! >_>
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« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2007, 09:48:24 pm »
Also I do not have a vagina, liar. Since when did Ink, Violet, and Joshu say anything significant anymore anyway >_>.
That doesn't take them out of the endangered species protection act.

Also RPG you're the one with the long hair >_>
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2007, 09:50:18 pm »
Im a girl too ok
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2007, 09:53:57 pm »
oic

So you swing both ways. (i.e. <RPG> mmmballs)
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2007, 10:05:29 pm »
It is common knowledge that I am female and bisexual noob

Girls are better tho.
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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2007, 01:26:42 am »
I've just begun working on a fake chat... only got the first few opening lines at the time of writing.


NOT TO MENTION I AM GOING TO BREAK THE TRADITION WITH...
TIMESTAMPS

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Re: TSC-related Fiction
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2007, 05:11:41 pm »
Put me in it or unpleasantness will befall upon you.

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« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2007, 09:21:03 pm »
Timestamps are a pain to include. My lunch against yours you wind up abandoning the idea midway through.

Progress on fake chat 3: I'm at the very end, and it only needs a few lines to wrap up. But it's been this way for a solid few months so...lol.


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« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2007, 09:23:12 pm »
Groudon you're in it already and I've only written the first 15 lines >_>
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« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2007, 09:25:10 pm »
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