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Beef / THERE IS EVIL IN THIS SITE. BROTHERS, FIGHT BACK NOW!
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:56:40 pm »
In the early hours of last night a god made flesh posted the best times this site has ever seen. Obviously afraid of losing his TSC Championship won through a campaign of intimidation and banishing all dissenters to the shadow realm, DsS aka Da1AndOnlyShadow (named so because he's evil, just like Shadow), flexed his clout around the site and promptly had the honorable speedrunner banned, citing "this isn't possible," "he's cheating," and "damn son he got bopped." THAT EVIL F***ER HAS THE GALL TO BAN SOMEONE FROM THIS SITE JUST BECAUSE THEIR TIMES ARE BETTER!!?!??!? I for one will not stand for this and as I type this out I am contacting my secret network of spies around the country to uproot the EVIL infested in this site. If you do not comply with my list of demands my secret network of spies will unleash a hell the likes of which you have never seen before. All your HTTPS will unravel, Sonic's arms will be painted blue, and the forum will become a toilet bowl.
My Demands are as Follows:
1. The head of Sonic Center EVIL MASTERMIND DsS, or at least a disc of some game he cares about broken or made missing
2. The EVIL CABAL of the MHC disbanded AT ONCE and all members to be put on trial in a Court of Law (or in Werster's case, a deathmatch with boomerangs against Tony Blair because I think that's how the legal system works in Australia)
3. More emotes. I am autistic and can only converse in Kappas and OpieOPs and it is not fair to discriminate against people like me
4. Everyone becoming a record holder in some arbitrary category nobody cares about, like "Best time in the snowboard section of Ice Cap" or "Sonic and the Secret Rings championship"
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Wikkity! / "That Kid" Discussion
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:34:57 am »
For some reason the Sonic fanbase draws in some people who are absolutely bonkers. It's easy to meet these people online (hell, TSC has a lot of these people) but have you ever met any people who were really into Sonic in real life?
I've met two. Back at my boarding school (therapeutic so the kids were already kinda nuts) we had two kids who were really weird, even for that place. Justin and Hunter. These kids were on each other like white on rice. They never left each others' side. The first thing that you would notice about these kids is that they were Sonic the Hedgehog fans. Not the standard "liked the game as a kid" fans. Oh no. For these guys Sonic was a work that trounced the literary works of Tolkien and the plays of Shakespeare. Justin cried when Sonic 06 came out and he wasn't able to play it because our dorms didn't allow consoles. They talked about the franchise nonstop and a lot of their conversations were just quoting from the 3D Sonic. They had this dynamic roleplay going on where Justin would pretend he was Sonic and Hunter Tails (though later when they had a big fight Hunter decided he was Shadow and they would get into fist fights all the time). They'd do a bunch of stupid shit such as pretending they were characters in a new Sonic game that usually ended with one or both getting put into a therapeutic hold which is just a nice word for a locking tackle. Honestly neither was that bad alone but combined their polarity created a singularity of spergdom.
I've met two. Back at my boarding school (therapeutic so the kids were already kinda nuts) we had two kids who were really weird, even for that place. Justin and Hunter. These kids were on each other like white on rice. They never left each others' side. The first thing that you would notice about these kids is that they were Sonic the Hedgehog fans. Not the standard "liked the game as a kid" fans. Oh no. For these guys Sonic was a work that trounced the literary works of Tolkien and the plays of Shakespeare. Justin cried when Sonic 06 came out and he wasn't able to play it because our dorms didn't allow consoles. They talked about the franchise nonstop and a lot of their conversations were just quoting from the 3D Sonic. They had this dynamic roleplay going on where Justin would pretend he was Sonic and Hunter Tails (though later when they had a big fight Hunter decided he was Shadow and they would get into fist fights all the time). They'd do a bunch of stupid shit such as pretending they were characters in a new Sonic game that usually ended with one or both getting put into a therapeutic hold which is just a nice word for a locking tackle. Honestly neither was that bad alone but combined their polarity created a singularity of spergdom.
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Wikkity! / Extreme Thirst
« on: October 21, 2014, 03:11:11 am »
When you have an extreme thirst, how do you satisfy it?
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