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Title: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: SadisticMystic on April 01, 2009, 01:33:48 am
TSC Gold - Because Gold Is Better Than Silver

Have you ever wanted to get that extra edge to put you over the top? Tired of seeing 30-, 40-, or even 50-way ties crowding out the tops of charts? Ready for a whole new dimension to competition?

Well now your prayers are answered, thanks to TSC Gold! Upon signing up for TSC Gold, you will be given a limited edition TSC-Sanctioned Boostinator! This cheat device, the first one ever approved for use at TSC, works on every console represented in our game list! Just hook it up to the game and you can be up to 10% better in everything: Sonic moving 10% faster! The clock moving 10% slower! Rings adding 10% more value to your ring count! That's 10% better that you'll be able to do on charts, that your rivals won't be able to match! What more could you ask for? And let's not forget the Sonic Twosday special promotions where we select a few charts for the Boostinator's boost to double to 20%! With a boost like that, you can do Eggmanland faster than...well, than a non-TSC Gold-anointed member could complete Eggmanland.

And that's not all! We are pleased to announce that TSC Gold forms the start of an ongoing partnership between TSC and Sega, and they'll be releasing new games just for us! We even have a sneak preview video of one of these games...just click here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_VERE3YRIA&flip=1) and be amazed! Only TSC Gold members will even be able to submit for these games, and in true Boostinator fashion, they'll be worth 10% more sitewide points than normal! You want sitewide points, don't you?

So how do you get in on this unfettering of your competitive chains? Get your PayPal accounts ready, because TSC Gold, complete with Boostinator, can be yours in just four easy payments: US$29.95 to questiondesk@gmail.com, US$4.95 to gerbilsoft@verizon.net, US$150,000 to legalfees@riaa.com, and ZW$0.01 to april@igotfooled.de. But wait, if you sign up in the next 22 hours--because we can't do this all day, you know--we'll chop off that third payment! (Actually we can't legally do that, but if you don't tell anyone, we won't send them after you.)

What are you waiting for? Get TSC Gold (http://www.soniccenter.org/forum/index.php?topic=4212.0) today!
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Luxray on April 01, 2009, 01:37:11 am
inb4 april fools joke.

Nice try SM

Sign Me up :O

Also anything is better than Silver. I mean what kind of hedgehog uses telekinesis? Honestly!
/me shot
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: MK on April 01, 2009, 01:49:03 am
I'll wait for TSC Crystal so I can see my Pokémon animated.
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Selphos on April 01, 2009, 04:04:45 am
MK wins the internet
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: SonicAD on April 01, 2009, 04:24:51 am
Not only did TSC Gold improve my stats, but it makes for an awesome oven mitt too!
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Luxray on April 01, 2009, 05:55:06 am
Has anyone even fucking noticed yet?
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Aitamen on April 01, 2009, 07:06:44 am
everyone noticed, but it's more fun not to care...

also, YT's april fool's was LAME... but whatever
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Luxray on April 01, 2009, 07:47:07 am
Well at least Quartz did some thing about it.
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: P.P.A. on April 01, 2009, 08:15:55 am
I already sent the money to the first three addresses but PayPal won't let me do transfers of 0.0000354260 Euro. :(
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Stefan on April 01, 2009, 08:30:47 am
april@gotfooled.de doesn't work

is there a typo in there somewhere?
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Luxray on April 01, 2009, 08:35:12 am
april@gotfooled.de doesn't work

is there a typo in there somewhere?


yes there is...

april@igotfooled.de
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Werey on April 01, 2009, 04:26:57 pm
I want sega to realease the game:

SONIC AND THE NICE CAKE
SONIC AND THE SECRET ICING
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: fastnaturedude on April 01, 2009, 07:50:57 pm
if I pay extra, do I get a better Boostinator?
































/me shot
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: magnum12 on April 01, 2009, 09:50:40 pm
Nice try. If you had offered a life sized Prinny Suit as part of the deal, I would have considered it.
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Spinballwizard on April 02, 2009, 02:18:39 am
SONIC AND THE NICE CAKE
Obligatory "the cake is a lie" reference.
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Nextgengamer9 on April 09, 2009, 05:36:43 pm
Does this mean we can use pokemon in the sonic games? ^_^
Title: Re: Introducing...TSC Gold!
Post by: Koshibou on April 09, 2009, 11:22:26 pm
Does this mean we can use pokemon in the sonic games? ^_^

Lame bump is lame. You get this:

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0e/Waat.jpg)

EDIT: i forgot this is Koshi's account XD