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The Lounge => Wikkity! => Topic started by: douglas on January 20, 2009, 04:47:02 pm
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This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to discover The Truth(tm) about any issue you like, from one who is never wrong. Ask away (unless you're genus, in which case form a coherent question first please).
First answer to the womenfolks here (and most of the menfolks too really): sorry, I'd rather just stay friends. Except with RPG, obviously - he gets to be neither.
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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
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What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.
What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
Trick question, the answer is none. You should play a good game instead.
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why are people making So many "Ask [Insert name]" topic >__>
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why are people making So many "Ask [Insert name]" topic >__>
Maggie started a new fad.
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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.
Give me SCIENTIFIC PROOF you are always right >:O
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What record should I try to beat next in SA2B?
Trick question, the answer is none. You should play a good game instead.
What game do you recommend me?
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Why is it that you believe you are always right?
Because I am.
Give me SCIENTIFIC PROOF you are always right >:O
Science cannot definitively prove a proposition, as you should know; there is however an obvious null hypothesis (give an instance of my being wrong) and there is a weight of evidence supporting the hypothesis (occasions where I have been right), and therefore it is reasonable to conclude in favour of the hypothesis, shifting the burden of proof onto any who claim the opposite.
What game do you recommend me?
Baldur's Gate 2, Half Life 2, Ocarina of Time and Sonic 2 are all classics; more recent worthwhile titles are Fallout 3 (ignore the storyline though), World Of Goo, Bioshock and MGS4 (only really applicable for series fans though).
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Do you like?
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Do you like?
My default state of being is to mock rather than like. For something to be liked by me, it must achieve at least Grade 1 Awesome.
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Do you have any opinions on how something/someone is to achieve Grade 1 Awesome?
Not that I myself care, but for the sake of others >_>
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Do you have any opinions on how something/someone is to achieve Grade 1 Awesome?
Not that I myself care, but for the sake of others >_>
By getting me to like them.
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Doug advocates catch-22s confirmed
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I'm currently in Grade 12 Awesome. What does that make you feel about me?
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Doug advocates catch-22s confirmed
I didn't say it was the only way.
I'm currently in Grade 12 Awesome. What does that make you feel about me?
It makes me feel that you're either deluded or a liar.
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Are you deluded?
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Are you deluded?
No.
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Do you have 1337 ajukka?
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I have to admit that these are some pretty consistently high quality answers.
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Do you have 1337 ajukka?
Please rephrase your question in the form of something comprehensible.
I have to admit that these are some pretty consistently high quality answers.
Please rephrase your question in the form of a question.
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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
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Why am I better than you?
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Dhaos wins this topic
MAJOR EDIT:/me shoots Dhaos
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Oh so knowledgeable Gamer of Yore, I beseech you...
How is it that we shall garner GOOD sonic games from sonic team?
also:
Why is it you don't compete on TMMC in Power Battles? >_>
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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.
Why am I better than you?
You're not. You're higher in the charts because of Affirmative Action.
Oh so knowledgeable Gamer of Yore, I beseech you...
How is it that we shall garner GOOD sonic games from sonic team?
By replacing the entire staff of Sonic Team with people who give a shit.
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Why is it you don't compete on TMMC in Power Battles? >_>
I have never played any Mega Man games, which makes it hard to compete in them.
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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.
IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF DOUGLAS'S WRONGNESS
ALL PREVIOUS RESPONSES ARE NOW NULL AND VOID
I CAN SAY THIS CAUSE I'M ADMIN AND THEREFORE COOLER THAN YOU BY DEFAULT
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Douglas, you have been pwned. :(
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Can I submit my Sky Chase Subgame scores gotten with Tails on SA(DX) into a Sonic chart?
No.
IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF DOUGLAS'S WRONGNESS
ALL PREVIOUS RESPONSES ARE NOW NULL AND VOID
I CAN SAY THIS CAUSE I'M ADMIN AND THEREFORE COOLER THAN YOU BY DEFAULT
I never said he couldn't because of TSC rules, noobcake. 'Can I' could be interpreted as a request for my permission rather than a request on the nature of the fundamental restrictions of reality. For instance, he could have asked "Can I submit BS stats?" and both "Yes, but you'll be banhammered" and "No" are valid answers depending on the interpretation of the question. In this case, an answer with respect to fundamental truth and the consequences thereof would be "Yes, but you will incur my displeasure for playing SA:DX in the first place".
This is a problem generally; human language is too riddled with such ambiguity to allow efficient communication of my infinite wisdom to you mere mortals, and you're not capable of understanding my perfect language. We do the best with what we have.
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doug won.
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This topic is full of win and lulz.
Unrelatedly, why did this 'Ask ___' fad begin anyway?
Also, Should I make an 'Ask ___' topic too?
Also, What is your secret weakness?
Also, Is iji (www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php (http://www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php)) awesome?
Also, why am I posting in an 'Ask ___' topic when I secretly vowed not to?
Also, should I waste my time by getting back in the TSC chat?
And in regards to the 3rd and 5th question,/me binds douglas to truthfulness via machinegun connected to lie detector
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This topic is full of win and lulz.
Unrelatedly, why did this 'Ask ___' fad begin anyway?
Magnum started it.
Also, Should I make an 'Ask ___' topic too?
No, you should ask me questions, for that is the path to wisdom.
Also, What is your secret weakness?
I have no secret weakness. Some of my non-secret ones are: I'm very allergic to ibuprofen and asprin (as in two of either would probably hospitalise me); vodka makes me ill due to a bad experience (everyone seems to have one drink this is true of); as we saw in the marathon, I can't play S3&K; 3D Sonic makes me sad; I cannot get up at a sensible time in the morning unless the F1 is on; and I'd rather be right than happy.
Also, Is iji (www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php (http://www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php)) awesome?
It may find itself elevated to the status of awesome if I play it. In general I like and respect indie games, so it's got a good shot. On the other hand that requires some free time, so don't expect it soon.
Also, why am I posting in an 'Ask ___' topic when I secretly vowed not to?
You can't keep away from my Field of Awesome. It's like gravity, only with pwnage instead of mass.
Also, should I waste my time by getting back in the TSC chat?
Yes. RPG's not around so the average IQ is running a little high.
And in regards to the 3rd and 5th question,/me binds douglas to truthfulness via machinegun connected to lie detector
You realise, of course, that polygraphs only detect stress, need calibrated/interpreted by actual peoples, and aren't 100% accurate?/me has just ruined the premise of every daytime chat show on the planet
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Fine then. Should I make an '___ asks' topic instead?
/me shot
Edit: Why am I still posting in 'Ask ___' threads?
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What level of awesomeness do I have?
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If I fused with you to combine my awesomeness with your awesomeness, what would happen?
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If Doug were forced to fuse with you to multiply your awesomeness together, a DIV BY 0 error would occur, you would explode, and Doug would return to his standard form, heightened with what little you know about Sonic that he doesn't.
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Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?
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Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?
How are you aware of them, then?
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Fine then. Should I make an '___ asks' topic instead?
/me shot
No. You have nothing worthwhile to contribute.
Edit: Why am I still posting in 'Ask ___' threads?
You can't tear yourself away from me.
What level of awesomeness do I have?
You have earned my respect (in gaming at least), which elevates you to Grade 3 Awesome.
If I fused with you to combine my awesomeness with your awesomeness, what would happen?
Obama++, with the ability to pwn at 2D and 3D Sonic.
Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?
Your perverse subconscious finds them catchy. On the plus side it can obviously take in loads of info if it's multiple long medleys.
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I'm good with that.