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Title: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 08:50:30 pm
I've been watching this site from afar for a very long time, only recently making my account and planing on submitting. Before this time, however, I was very displeased by the way this site was ran, with all the wrongful flames, bans, and just out right ugly people. I ignored it, and eventually came to make my accout, I the supreme video game player; docter eggman they call me. so before I did anything I notice that these problems I've mentioned weren't getting any better! In fact they are getting worse! and so my friends I tell you I will not sleep I will not eat until I have this site mowed down. And turned into my greatest dream... EGGMANLAND! From this point on my friends you my simply give over your land to me and in return you will be robotnitized and have a place to stay in eggman land forever! All those who object will be destroyed!

Thank you, and have a blessed day
-docter eggman
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 09:14:47 pm
Ok!!! You guys need to start taking this seriously!! This is as serious as pidgey's disablity!!
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Selphos on January 05, 2009, 09:18:07 pm
...You seriously looked that far back just  to have something to defend yourself with?

Also, it's hardly a disability. Also, your eggman ploy fails.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 09:23:17 pm
This is only the beginning!!!!! Just you wait mister clipped wing man all my plans will come together!

P.S. All your "alsos" fail
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 09:27:55 pm
Don't be a n00b, you prick... either shape up or ship out.

You are nothing to be proud of, yet, and you've no right to have pride thusfar.  We are a competition site, not a fanservice site, so if you're only here to mock us or to annoy us with your fan-ish-ness, I suggest you leave.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 09:32:24 pm
Ahh... Yes Aitamen I've been watching you afar to, people around he like to call you pidgeys lil bitch eh? You will see my friend... We will all see together. In the mean time please quiet down with your useless squealing ranting it gives us long time members a head ache
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Selphos on January 05, 2009, 09:35:21 pm
"Date Registered:     December 25, 2008, 11:48:39 AM"

Old time members, eh?

Also I have no bitches.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: GerbilSoft on January 05, 2009, 09:35:50 pm
Remember, folks: stupidity is a bannable offense.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Selphos on January 05, 2009, 09:36:44 pm
Why the hell is this in Beef, anyway?
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 09:37:37 pm
Please stop highjacking and trolling my topic I've been here for a very long time but stay on topic please this is the tread to surrender yourself, and the word "also" is banned in eggman land
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: GerbilSoft on January 05, 2009, 09:39:21 pm
Please stop highjacking and trolling my topic I've been here for a very long time but stay on topic please this is the tread to surrender yourself, and the word "also" is banned in eggman land
Apparently, you didn't read my post. Stupidity is a bannable offense. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP12uZvfvag)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Selphos on January 05, 2009, 09:42:03 pm
Mr. "Doctor Eggman," are you sonicandamy in disguise?
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 09:44:32 pm
Tell me, what is stupid about what I am doing? Hmm? To take down at site requires careful planing and critical thinking and will use every point of my 300 IQ to accomplish, building eggman land on top of this filty place is an achievment worthy of an award
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 09:47:07 pm
You are a worthless pile of fan-character building crap.  Unless you're a JPN player, you've no right to call him Eggman unless you're a newb to the series or a trolling n00b.

You've made a topic in a board that wasn't built for it, and you've annoyed many of the core members of the society by ranting against key-members of the society you claim you so desperately want to be a part of.

I hereby, on behalf of all TSC members, mark you as banned, permanently, from all submissions, as well as perhaps, further restrictions to be placed upon you by those of higher rank.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Shadow Jacky on January 05, 2009, 09:49:32 pm
is this gamefaqs?
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 09:51:26 pm
Please control yourself dear Aitamen this is a professional setting. And I come with but a simple business proposal I do expect everyone to at first be upset but it will all be ok.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 09:57:24 pm
lolololololol

fapfapfapfapfapfap

i herd u liek mudkipz
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 10:03:42 pm
Ugh... Please remove that monstrosity of a post from my glorious thread
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Selphos on January 05, 2009, 10:04:39 pm
Why? It fits the pathetic mood.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 10:05:40 pm
heh egman msut liek mudkipz
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: GerbilSoft on January 05, 2009, 10:05:59 pm
Ugh... Please remove that monstrosity of a post from my glorious thread
(http://www.soniccenter.org/gerbilsoft/lol/bear-how-about-no.jpg)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 10:11:03 pm
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4378/1172966726943af4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1172966726943af4.jpg/1/w208.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img101/1172966726943af4.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: CodeGirl on January 05, 2009, 10:15:04 pm
What are you going to do if I don't comply with your requests? Roboticize me?
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Selphos on January 05, 2009, 10:15:42 pm
I've been watching this site from afar for a very long time, only recently making my account and planing on submitting. Before this time, however, I was very displeased by the way this site was ran, with all the wrongful flames, bans, and just out right ugly people. I ignored it, and eventually came to make my accout, I the supreme video game player; docter eggman they call me. so before I did anything I notice that these problems I've mentioned weren't getting any better! In fact they are getting worse! and so my friends I tell you I will not sleep I will not eat until I have this site mowed down. And turned into my greatest dream... EGGMANLAND! From this point on my friends you my simply give over your land to me and in return you will be robotnitized and have a place to stay in eggman land forever! All those who object will be destroyed!

Thank you, and have a blessed day
-docter eggman

Let's see...  /me puts on official Grammar Nazi Glasses *

Eggman Land, or, if you're not a JPN gamer, Robotropolis

accout should (I'm guessing) be account, unless you're whining about your obvious case of gout...

robotnitized, huh?  Try Roboticized...

Oh, and if you didn't see it already, Doctor has no "e"s in it...


Aita, just so you know, Eggmanland is the official name of Eggman's created final level in Unleashed.

Not that I think this guy isn't a noob, of course.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 10:18:11 pm
Why thank you for you corrections you will be my right hand letter writer when eggman land sees the light of day, and silly codegirl you have already been !! Muahaha.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 10:19:05 pm
I've been watching this site from afar for a very long time, only recently making my account and planing on submitting. Before this time, however, I was very displeased by the way this site was ran, with all the wrongful flames, bans, and just out right ugly people. I ignored it, and eventually came to make my accout, I the supreme video game player; docter eggman they call me. so before I did anything I notice that these problems I've mentioned weren't getting any better! In fact they are getting worse! and so my friends I tell you I will not sleep I will not eat until I have this site mowed down. And turned into my greatest dream... EGGMANLAND! From this point on my friends you my simply give over your land to me and in return you will be robotnitized and have a place to stay in eggman land forever! All those who object will be destroyed!

Thank you, and have a blessed day
-docter eggman

Hey lookie!  It says he'll commit suicide if we leave the site up!

I look forward to your impending death, as one fewer incompetent fool in the world is no skin off my nose.

Besides, suicide's obviously the "in" thing this year... look at Sonic Team!
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: GerbilSoft on January 05, 2009, 10:19:29 pm
Why thank you for you corrections you will be my right hand letter writer when eggman land sees the light of day, and silly codegirl you have already been !! Muahaha.
Warning: Your PC may be infected with viruses. Haxors may be stealing your megahurtz! To check your PC and make sure your megahurtz haven't been stolen, please click the orange banner in my signature.

Also, you may need to use an actual PC to check for stolen megahurtz instead of a BlackBerry.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 10:23:41 pm
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1976/1174859274051vp6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1174859274051vp6.jpg/1/w750.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img301/1174859274051vp6.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 10:26:22 pm
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8058/31910265631186276639955zj8.jpg)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Waxwings on January 05, 2009, 10:26:33 pm
is this gamefaqs?
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 10:28:57 pm
I you my own genius inventions. I would never use such faulty stone age mess that is PC or MAC
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 10:29:22 pm
I will set this loose in EML.

(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8153/1174861939816ok5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1174861939816ok5.jpg/1/w595.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img514/1174861939816ok5.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: GerbilSoft on January 05, 2009, 10:30:15 pm
I you my own genius inventions. I would never use such faulty stone age mess that is PC or MAC
Holy crap, it's John McCain! The guy who invented the BlackBerry!
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Selphos on January 05, 2009, 10:31:42 pm
That creature could own any of 'botnik's forces with its awesome power of farce
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 10:33:28 pm
From this point on my friends you my simply give over your land to me and in return you will be robotnitized and have a place to stay in eggman land forever! All those who object will be destroyed!

(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6329/1176418195804at2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/1176418195804at2.jpg/1/w750.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img212/1176418195804at2.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 10:36:01 pm
Already planning on fighting back eh? Well you will be a nice test for my new weapon the eggsmasher 9001!!
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 10:36:28 pm
Already planning on fighting back eh? Well you will be a nice test for my new weapon the eggsmasher 9001!!

(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6329/1176418195804at2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/1176418195804at2.jpg/1/w750.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img212/1176418195804at2.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 10:37:34 pm
Already planning on fighting back eh? Well you will be a nice test for my new weapon the eggsmasher 9001!!

First off: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


secondly:

(http://invasiveinfection.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/40_lbs_rape.jpg)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Taillow on January 05, 2009, 10:39:13 pm
I didn't want to join in but...

Already planning on fighting back eh? Well you will be a nice test for my new weapon the eggsmasher 9001!!

(http://www.dabbledoo.com/ee/images/uploads/gamertell/vegeta-9000_thumb.png)
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 10:44:21 pm
Yes yes all that was indeed intended for your moments of joy to show that I can in fact be a compassionate ruler if you just give me a chance, so please if you will hand the keys over to me
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 10:45:26 pm
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6286/1176670563681yc8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1176670563681yc8.jpg/1/w418.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img210/1176670563681yc8.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Taillow on January 05, 2009, 10:47:31 pm
Sorry, I "accidentally" flushed the keys down the toilet.

Why am I still here!?!
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: GerbilSoft on January 05, 2009, 10:47:52 pm
Yes yes all that was indeed intended for your moments of joy to show that I can in fact be a compassionate ruler if you just give me a chance, so please if you will hand the keys over to me
Here, I'll give you 101 keys!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/ModelM.jpg/800px-ModelM.jpg)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Bilan on January 05, 2009, 10:48:56 pm
Relatedly

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3677/1177193442452oz5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1177193442452oz5.jpg/1/w750.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img88/1177193442452oz5.jpg/1/)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Magnezone on January 05, 2009, 10:49:42 pm
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c179/SkyLights1/157m7a1.jpg)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 10:52:29 pm
Lol yah well I g2g to bed ill be on 2morrow maybe, btw this account will also be shared with sonicandamy he needs a new one already
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 10:52:53 pm
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/spade9036/Suicide.png)
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: GerbilSoft on January 05, 2009, 10:53:05 pm
Lol yah well I g2g to bed ill be on 2morrow maybe, btw this account will also be shared with sonicandamy he needs a new one already
Banned.
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Magnezone on January 05, 2009, 10:53:16 pm
the truthiness is out
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: pure_eggman_lander on January 05, 2009, 10:53:23 pm
I've tried but I cant
Title: Re: hello, my name is docter eggman!
Post by: Aitamen on January 05, 2009, 10:54:52 pm
You even fail at suicide?

good job there... keep trying, your efforts keep doctors employed