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The Lounge => Wikkity! => Topic started by: Taco on March 07, 2004, 12:19:48 am
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Thanks to the devil's black magic, I now have the power to answer ANY question!
That's right...
ANY question
I'll say it again
ANY
QUESTION!!!
Ask away my fellow board talking people!
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If you were a vegetable, which vegetable would you be?
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*Opens envelope*
Ahem
*reads*
I would be aaaa...? WTF Is that? Who wrote this? A FIfth grader! Ah ****. How am I supposed to get paid if the answers are crappy?
Well I guess I'll have to make up an answer of my own
*erases your memory*
Well Timmy (Rolken), vegetables are people that have failed in life and want to live, but not as a human. They come crawling to satin asking to be turned into something else. Ususally, he just laughs and watches them fall down the pit. But sometimes he turns them into vegetables
Oh, Im getting off subject. I would be a banana so I could hang out with Ms. Chiquita all night long ;)
Er, any other questions?
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Is this like that ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer thing? If so.....
If you had 20 dollars and you went to mcDonald's, which heart attack causing items would you buy from the dollar menu? And
If you could shoot one duck, and you had 20 bullets, what would you do with the remaining bullets? And would you shoot the aflack duck as your 1 duck?
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No no my young apprentince
It seems that stating one of my earlier statements three times wasn't enough
I shall state it again
ANY QUESTION
and again
ANY QUESTION
and again
ANY QUESTION
So for you, it can be the stupid question stupid answer topic, but I see this as a topic where those that have questions that can not be answered anywhere else can come here.
Plus, you can grab some food at that table over there
*points to table*
Now, for the answer to your questions
A1: $20 dollars is quite a large sum of money when it comes to ordering from the dollar menu at mcdonalds. Personally, I would buy health insurance, then buy everything from the dollar menu. After suffering through several heart attacks, I will sue mcdonalds for not knowing that their food was dangerous and demand that they place a WARNING! MAY CAUSE HEART ATTACK!!! Sticker on all of their products! Including their toys! I would win the case of course seeing as how two other similar cases (One against not knowing coffee was hot and the other not knowing that eating at mcdonalds everyday would make you fat) got away with it
A2: Your second question is an odd one at that. Supposing that I had 20 bullets, and one to shoot a duck, I would decide not to shoot the Aflack duck. I haven't seen the commercial's for a while, but if my memory serves me right, Aflack sells health Insurance. Maybe Aflack doesn't even sell insurance, but if Aflack does sell insurance, then I could get my insurance from the duck for my explanation to your first question. As for the remaining bullets, I would use them all to hunt Big down (He is a big hefty animal, and I really don't think one bullet would take him out). He would be cooked and a grand feast would be held. Your all invited of course!
Now, are there any other questions?
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What does the internet saying "IMO" mean? I'm not into this "internet slang". And another question:
If a train heading for Los Vegas is going 300000000000000000000000000000 miles an second (fast train) and leaves at 4:30 and a plane leaves an airport in San Jose at 9:00 going at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 miles a second (fast plane) who the hell tampered with the laws of physics?
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twilight zone guy: put a train and a plane going 10000000000000000000000 and 9999999999999999999999999 miles a second, and you....
People behind him: hey, who the hell is that!? maybe he did it, GET HIM!
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SILENCE FOOLISH YOUNGENS!!
I can only answer one question at a time. I will provide an answer later tonight, for I am late for a date...with destiny!
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I dont care how corny that was, just leave me alone, Ill answer em later
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Answers are here!!!
IMO = In my opinion
The guy that tampered with the physics was me, sorry about that. Too much brain enery flowing around earth.
To answer brian's question
No, I can't, but I can build a structured pyramid out of prinicipals from different schools
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I have a few questions, and that doesn't mean you can't answer them, it just means that you may not answer them all at the same time...
1. How can you acually expect the unexpected?
2. How can change be constant?
3. Why am I asking you questions dealing with my signature?
4. Is the "shorthand in shorthand" correct?
5. Is my reasoning in the third frame valid?
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1)Why does the mountain follow the storm?
2)Why do adult scenes follow Barry White?
3)Why does suicide follow Amy's theme?
4)Who took my chicken wings?
5)Do you have any more free food?
6)Why am I asking so many questions?
7)How did hunting down big go?
8)WHy did I feel like posting in this topic?
9)Who where's short-shorts?
10)Is KFC really finger-lickin good, or does it just cause heart attacks?
11)Got milk?
12)What is the meaning of life?
13)Ignore that last question.....I'd rather know who took my chicken wings. Do you know?
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1. How can you acually expect the unexpected?
2. How can change be constant?
3. Why am I asking you questions dealing with my signature?
4. Is the "shorthand in shorthand" correct?
5. Is my reasoning in the third frame valid?
1a. Have you ever unexpected the expected?
2a. I'm not the one in charge of evolution, you'll have to talk with G-diddy to find out for yourself (aka God!)
3a. Because you're constantly changing your mind, not expecting the unexpected. In short, I dont know what I'm talking about :)
4a. No. You can't have a "shorthand" in a "shorthand"
5a. What's a frame?
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1)Why does the mountain follow the storm?
2)Why do adult scenes follow Barry White?
3)Why does suicide follow Amy's theme?
4)Who took my chicken wings?
5)Do you have any more free food?
6)Why am I asking so many questions?
7)How did hunting down big go?
8)WHy did I feel like posting in this topic?
9)Who where's short-shorts?
10)Is KFC really finger-lickin good, or does it just cause heart attacks?
11)Got milk?
12)What is the meaning of life?
13)Ignore that last question.....I'd rather know who took my chicken wings. Do you know?
1a. Well, the answer is simple. When a storm passes by, it exerts such a force upon the world that forces the world to rotate faster. Kind of like if you were standing on a log. The more force you apply, the faster it will spin in one direction. well, this enables the earth to move obviously, thus enabling the mountains to move (they stay on the ground, but if the earth is moving, then so are the mountains). So soon the mountains are folowing the storm :)
2a. Because your mom gave up on you and has been hooked on barry ever since
3a. well, when someone is depressed, they usually go into a stage known as angry masturbation, where you masturbate to please yourself. Seeing as how soooo many people veiw amy as a sex toy rather then a cute little hedgehog, they...well...er...do it to themselves till they die of angry masturbation! It's best if you try NOT to imagine this
4a. I did...sorry :) They were finger-lickin good! Just like your mom!!!
5a. Ya, it's in that dark alley over there...help yourselves. and btw, as soon as you get food out of the trash can, run as fast as you can back home before dem hobos getcha!
6a. Because you are my puny slave!!!!
7a. Well it was no easy task. I was surprised the lil fucker could run so fast, but I finally chased him into the pool in twinkle park, and bam! The BBQ turned out pretty decent. Froggy sure enjoyed the food
8a. Because you have a love for me! But not sexual!!!!
9a. I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!
10a. KFC = Killing Fried Chicken
11a. Dont know about me, but your mom has plenty!
12a. Meaning of life is to do the best you simply can. This "life" we live in is a test. everybody has harsh times to go through, and it's all a matter of whether we can survive or not. For example, suicide, becoming a gangster, joining the mob, etc are all example of losing, while becoming a rich and succesful, yet heart warming loving guy that spreads his wealth is a succes. And of course, religion matters as well. People believe in different religions. It's your job to study up and decided which one YOU believe is right. You'll soon find out how well you did and whether you were right or not at the end. Good luck daleg, and may the schwartz be with you!
13a. I can't ignore a question, epecailly when I told you that I already took your damn chicken wings!!! hey, I'm doing you a favor!
*heart stops beating*
*calls 911*
*explodes*
*monty python blood and guts are all over the wall*
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1. If a day is 24 hours long, and in that day there is a 'day' and a 'night' which both consist of 12 hours then why is it just commonly referred to as a day and not a 'daight' or a 'nay'?
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You mooooonster!
You disguUST ME!!!
Do you think, the good people who make ovaltine would just calle their chocolate milk Oval? hell no!
Oval is to ovaltine
as
Day is to Daynight
both day and oval can have different meanings! except in some cases its good to use a more descriptive word to describe something
for example
if I said, can I have some more oval please? My mom might think I'm either obssessed with boobs, or that I want ovaltine, but how would sheee know?
That's the problem see, that's why we DONT call it ovaltine
now as for day and night
If I said, boy it's a beautiful day today, you would be going like
"wtf?" if I said this at night time. so to play it safe, god invented two words, day and night, and the word day for both periods. You can use day ONLY for the 24 hour period, not for night.
its sorta like this
sonic = day
tails = night
sonic & tails = day and night
you cant say "sonic" and mean tails, because you mean sonic, and you cant say sonic and mean sonic and tails, because you need both sonic and tails, and if you do add sonic and tails, then you get sonic and tails
Hope I didnt confuse you :)
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1)Yo mamma so fat that when she steps on a scale it says "To be continued" oh, and, um, for a question:Can you tell me where in the 3 acts of Route 99 the missing chao are?
2)And so you don't say just 'yes', where in the acts/overworld of Route 99 are they?
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If a train heading for Los Vegas is going 300000000000000000000000000000 miles an second (fast train) and leaves at 4:30 and a plane leaves an airport in San Jose at 9:00 going at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 miles a second
then we all die because:
thing going faster than light emits cerenkov radiation
loss of energy from cerenkov emission
loss of energy at faster than light = acceleration (this is true!~!)
acceleration = more speed
more speed = more cerenkov emission
more cerenkov emission = more energy loss
more energy loss = more acceleration
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= 0 energy?~!?
= inifinite speed?!~!?
= infinite energy emission??~!?!
= universe explodes!!~
oh no!
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TACHYON'D
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1.) Why did you take two months to answer my by then outdated questions?
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How do you catch Entei and Raikou on Pokemon Crystal version???
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How do you catch Entei and Raikou on Pokemon Crystal version???
All you have to do is get a pokemon thats faster than it and has a move that puts them to sleep or wont let them escape. Next all you have to do is use a ball and hold b + up as soon as the ball appears on screen and you might catch it.
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How dare you answer my questions!!!
Oh well
Sonux
Why do I take two months to answer your questions and your questions only?
Well, I'd tell you, but the answer it too complex for your simple mind!
I won't be able to answer any more questions because I'll be gone in a foreign country doing foreign things! :o
But I may be able to answer questions with my phycic abilities!
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I can answer your questions whenever I want.
As you wont be answering can I answer them instead please :)
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<_<
>_>
fiiiiiiiiiiiine...
But you can only give answers that I send to you via telepathy overnight, okay?
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How dare you answer my questions!!!
Oh well
Sonux
Why do I take two months to answer your questions and your questions only?
Well, I'd tell you, but the answer it too complex for your simple mind!
I won't be able to answer any more questions because I'll be gone in a foreign country doing foreign things! :o
But I may be able to answer questions with my phycic abilities!
You took only a little over a month on that one, HA!
[size=0]How sad... You think of females as "things"... :o *shot*
And by "foreign country", do you mean your Dreams? *shot, with a flamethrower*[/size]
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Well, I'm getting a GameShark SP today.
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1. Will you please make a Chaos Angel Act 2 video?
2. Are you upset that I took your Chaos Angel 3 record down to the fiery depths?
3. When will the unidivision be set up for SAdv3?
4. Why are my pants down?
5. What makes cherry pie taste so good?
6. How long does it take you to set a good record?
7. Are "hurt and heal" topics allowed on these message boards?
And... that's all I got...
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1. Will you please make a Chaos Angel Act 2 video?
2. Are you upset that I took your Chaos Angel 3 record down to the fiery depths?
3. When will the unidivision be set up for SAdv3?
4. Why are my pants down?
5. What makes cherry pie taste so good?
6. How long does it take you to set a good record?
7. Are "hurt and heal" topics allowed on these message boards?
And... that's all I got...
well I got these answers overnight and here they are.
1. he cant be bothered
2. yes he is
3. at this rate never
4. cause your stupid
5. add more cherrys and put suger on top
6. 2 hours
7. no
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well I got these answers overnight and here they are.
1. he cant be bothered
2. yes he is
3. at this rate never
4. cause your stupid
5. add more cherrys and put suger on top
6. 2 hours
7. no
Well, here are my responses...
1. Fair enough.
2. Sorry, dude, had to be done.
3. That sucks...
4. No, my laptop is in the bathroom. DUH!
5. Yummy...
6. 2 HOURS?!? *snicker...*
7. Didn't think so.
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damn
youve got mad telepathy skills sonichero!
Most people confuse the words when I tell them the complexity of it all in their simple mind!
(no, seriously though, thats what I probably would of put down)
and yes, to get a really really good record, it takes like 2-3 hours!
decent records take an hour at most, and records that suck, but are still records somehow take about 20 minutes
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Wow, would have never thought 2-3 hours. Then again, I've only got two records over you, so I guess you play a lot harder.
Oh, and for a question...
Where can I get zone backgrounds to use as wallpaper for my desktop?
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1) Why were you gone for about 1 month?
2) Why is there no number 2?
3) Was there really a number 2?
4) What was the last character you got all 'A' ranks for in SA2:B?
5) How many records in SADV3 do you think I'll have when I update my times? *Evil Laughter*
6)How evil was my evil laughter?
7) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
8) Where do babies come from?
9) What was the most recent top secret war that the public is uninformed of?
10) Do you have that flashing light from various alien movies that clears everybody's memory?
11) Why can't I remember my last question?
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1) Why were you gone for about 1 month?
2) Why is there no number 2?
3) Was there really a number 2?
4) What was the last character you got all 'A' ranks for in SA2:B?
5) How many records in SADV3 do you think I'll have when I update my times? *Evil Laughter*
6)How evil was my evil laughter?
7) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
8) Where do babies come from?
9) What was the most recent top secret war that the public is uninformed of?
10) Do you have that flashing light from various alien movies that clears everybody's memory?
11) Why can't I remember my last question?
More questions? ok here goes
1) To get away from you
2) cause your stupid
3) no
4) Dosent know
5) not enough to beat sonichero I mean him
6) not bad but could be a little more evil
7) none
8) urm ask your mummy
9) no one knows cause its a secret
10) He dosent think so
11) cause your stupid