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The Lounge => Gaming and Grazing => Topic started by: douglas on August 27, 2006, 01:21:03 pm

Title: PS3 to cure cancer
Post by: douglas on August 27, 2006, 01:21:03 pm
I kid you not - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5287254.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5287254.stm)

Just another reason why Microsoft and their fanboys are evil*.




*This is not true, the fanboys are usually okay :)
Title: Re: PS3 to cure cancer
Post by: General Throatstomper on August 27, 2006, 03:21:41 pm
Oh man, I have so many one-liners that I cannot even decide between them. So I'll just list some:

Don't forget blu-ray support.

That's another major selling point for Sony.

The PS3 isn't an expensive game system, it's a cheap supercomputer.

The PS3 is the official game system of the Red Cross/Blue Shield association.

Sony cures what Nintendont.

Global research team sold seperately.

So in two years they'll discover how the spread of cancerous cells can be halted, but due to a read-write error lose the labor of their research? And the warranty will expire?

A small portion of the PS3's will also be working on calculating the optimum Sony-product-to-person ratio.

It has also recently been unveiled by Sony that the final PS3 model is just a 360 spray painted silver. While the FAH could not be reached for comment, inside sources say that they consider this a plus as the 360's "run hot".

And so on. Only, with actual original comments instead of rehashed jokes.