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Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 06:58:37 am
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Also, you said RPGNutter, RPG didn't catch it himself for once. :o
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Whoever maltyped my name better speak up and let themselves be burnt, or the next 6 different posters shalt be murdered horribly.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: douglas on February 11, 2006, 07:16:46 am
Looked like SBW to me . . . *hides*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 12:53:26 pm
*tears off douglas's legs and clubs him to death with them*

5 to go.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 11, 2006, 02:01:19 pm
1. RPG, since you were one of said six posters and made no exceptions, that essentially means you're murdering yourself, and since that would inevitably cause you to die, that means I survive. X)

Also sonicam is horribly mistaken and only wishes to see me burned because he isn't on my list. For behold:
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5. RPGnutter
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Surely there is no capital N there. So your actions were for naught.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Marth on February 11, 2006, 02:14:44 pm
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Whoever maltyped my name better speak up and let themselves be burnt, or the next 6 different posters shalt be murdered horribly.
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and what happens if you're incapable of murdering certain members?
(or if they're incapable of being murdered by you)
Oh, right. You can claim to be murdering anyone if you want. (but not just you can)
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Now, back on topic...

I was going to play Sonic Drift and SA2B more, but I'm just too busy with SADX.
Can I get into the top 10 just by making gigantic improvements in one game,
discovering lots of new stuff, making a guide, maps, and videos,
and submitting a few okay records for 2 other games?

(Probably not, so I'll have to take 1st in SA and move on to other games
in time to get into the next top 10 list.)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 07:02:55 pm
*grates Spinball's arms off with a hefty cheese grater, before slowly wedging a pencil into each eye and cramming a burning towel down his throat*

Thats for being smart.

*impales Marth on a large wall embedded with glass shards, breaks his arms and inserts a pair of tweezers up his left nostril. Then soaks him in vodka and ignites.*

Thats for posting.

3 to go until poetic vengeance is performed.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 11, 2006, 07:19:48 pm
Hey       dude, welcome to the site =)


*puts up humongous wall over RPG and uses the Chaos Emeralds to fly away*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 07:23:55 pm
You cannot cheat death.

*grabs Psyborg by the ankles and throws him at the top of his wall, slicing him clean in 2 by the waist. The Chaos Emeralds then fall, and impale him in the torso and legs. RPG grabs a series of large punji sticks and nails Psyborg's arms into the ground with them, flicks his eyes out with a teaspoon and leaves him there for a flock of crows to pick at, while he's still alive, naturally.

And then there were 2.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: yse on February 11, 2006, 07:24:18 pm
*this is a test*

SMACK ME IN THE FACE WITH A TIRE IRON

lawl, SM wins.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Marth on February 11, 2006, 07:26:28 pm
*watches RPG ripping apart a dummy and comes out from a hiding place*
*gets ready to fight and takes weapons (if any) that match RPG's*
*kills RPG in battle so many times that he runs out of lives*
*pours gas over RPG's last post and drops a match in*
*puts up a prefect, unbreakable shield*

I win!
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 11, 2006, 07:27:08 pm
MARTH WIN



And I didn't die anyway, I am still alive. XP


*starts welcoming dudes to the site with a =) after the greeting*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: F-Man on February 11, 2006, 07:29:30 pm
This looks like role-playing chats.

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Guy: but i kill with suepr kill attack!
Guy2: noo i have a super potion that counter-attacks this so fu and also since you cheated it does double the damage i win lol
Funny how text apparently lets do however you please. =)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 07:30:34 pm
*grabs a tire iron and beats mike around the head with it until his skull cracks open. Slits his head open and tears the skin back. Pours antiseptic fluid into the crack.*

Im not done yet.

*Grabs a handy nearby claw hammer and bashes a hole into his skull, before inserting a whisk and turning it on. Carves his stomach open with a spatula, tears out his intestines, ties them round his ankles and suspends him from the ceiling, dripping his now liquid brain all over the floor.*

And just for a finishing touch.

*rams a pineapple up his right nostril*

Happy days.

1 to go.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 07:31:24 pm
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MARTH WIN



And I didn't die anyway, I am still alive. XP


*starts welcoming dudes to the site with a =) after the greeting*
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I already killed Marth, right after Spinball. MARTH LOSE
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 07:35:05 pm
*takes a rusty bread knife and slowly slices off Effy's scalp, before using it to slash his hamstrings and hack off his biceps and triceps. RPG then cooks and batters said biceps and triceps and nails them onto Effy's chest. RPG then takes a burning candle and mashes it into Effy's left ear with the help of hammer, before taking a large fork and stabbing Effy in the back, down the spine. RPG then takes a blunt axe and repeatedly hacks into the 'small' of Effy's back until his legs are completely severed. These are then attached to Effy's stomach with the aid of a gluegun. RPG then tears Effy's back open with scissors, and rips out his spine with his head still attached on the end and holds its aloft in triumph.

ITT poetic vengeance is restored.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Marth on February 11, 2006, 07:35:30 pm
That was a dummy you killed, remember?
How are you talking? I wasted all your lives!

Also, remember that I can't be killed anymore.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: F-Man on February 11, 2006, 07:38:15 pm
This is stupid.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 07:41:24 pm
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This is stupid.
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Not anymore! Justice is served!

Also Marth, no excuses, j00r dead. gtfo :(
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: yse on February 11, 2006, 07:46:04 pm
GTFO MY FORUM.

Murders/suicides are being moved to Wikkity.

And done.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 07:48:09 pm
Dont make me kill more posters mikey :(

In the spirit of this being moved, every person to post here who hasnt posted before will be brutally murdered :D
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: buddychaos0415 on February 11, 2006, 08:03:10 pm
Hey, RPGNutter.


...



*runs*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 08:06:05 pm
*gets a length of phone line and ties it around BC's neck and continues tightening until blood is flowing out of his eyes. RPG then takes a hyperdermic syringe and injects a large volume of battery acid into his jugular vein. RPG then smacks him about a bit with a mace before leaving him to be eaten by a pack of savage wolves with blunt teeth*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: magnum12 on February 11, 2006, 08:33:53 pm
Let's make a game with this. Rules: I will give a list of three things. RPG must make a funny yet horrible fate with those (and only those) 3 things.
Things to use: Ninjas, a Katamari ball, pizza.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 08:36:03 pm
*hurls the Katamri ball at magnum and watches it bounce off before cramming it up his nose. RPG then takes the pizza, cooks it and jams it down his throat while it is still hot. RPG then takes a ninja costume and strangles him with it, before slicing off his limbs with a katana and throwing him off a bridge into a sewage infested river*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Buizel on February 11, 2006, 09:16:35 pm
wtf... :(

I think someone needs therapy... *calls a therapist to come quickly and calm RPG--it's my turn to brutally murder someone :(* (but I wouldn't tell the therapist that...)

And if you don't accept therapy, then we will have to take more drastic measures.

*looks to the therapist with a dark yet seemingly innocent grin*

*goes off to play CW1 so he can become pissed enough to brutally murder someone >:O*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 09:22:58 pm
*sneaks up on Psyknux from behind and grabs him round the neck before tearing out his throat. RPG then bungs up the gaping hole that is pouring blood everywhere with a broken vodka bottle*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Buizel on February 11, 2006, 09:48:56 pm
x_x

Hey, I was playing... :( People at the yard sale are gonna wonder why there's blood all over the GC...

FINE! You shall never know the super-secret method to 170k in CW1 (as if you care...). BE THAT WAY!! If I am dead, you better brutally murder the people on my hitlist, which happens to be conveniently unobstructed on my computer desk. Otherwise, I shall haunt you all the days of your life!

*possesses the therapist* HAHAHA!! Pheer the TheRapist!! I mean, Therapist!! And I still have my PK powers to boot. >:D

Wow...I think I'm starting to take this out of context...
~PK
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 09:55:20 pm
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FINE! You shall never know the super-secret method to 170k in CW1 (as if you care...).
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Indeed I dont :D

Times take a higher priority for me.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 11, 2006, 10:18:56 pm
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Funny how text apparently lets do however you please. =)
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Effy it's called Godmodding.

Also someone needs to get in here that hasn't died yet. Also RPG is that the best you got!? X)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 10:20:30 pm
Hell no, Im just warming up!
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic rings master on February 11, 2006, 10:27:35 pm
posted on request
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 10:31:54 pm
Request? Request for what? A swift death! You wont be finding that here!

*RPG takes a large kitchen fork and uses it to inflict multiple stab wounds into SRM's spinal column, whilst using a potato peeler to slowly chip away at his scalp. RPG then takes SRM's limp, yet alive, body and nails it onto a large wooden pillar in the middle of a field. RPG then takes a large vacuum, sucks up several kilo's of broken glass shards and marbles, aims it at SRM's torso and sets it to 'Blow'.

In Wikkity, no one can hear you scream.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic rings master on February 11, 2006, 10:34:38 pm
Posted on request by Spoon.

And I have a second body. :)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 10:35:30 pm
Who is this 'Spoon' individual and why did he ask you to be murdered?

Also lies, nobody cheats death.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic rings master on February 11, 2006, 10:39:59 pm
GO SEE THE CHAT ROOM TO FIND EVIL SPOON! BEST MUDERER!
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 10:41:37 pm
Whats a 'muderer'?
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic rings master on February 11, 2006, 10:45:43 pm
Umm,  person that murders with mud?

Oh yeah, I'm wathing Sonic X now and shadow isn't the evil type anymore...strange. Oh and spoon said he's the spoon.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 11, 2006, 10:54:17 pm
Indeed.

Also somebody else post gawd dammit D:
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic rings master on February 11, 2006, 10:56:56 pm
Impossible to kill me!

I doubt anyone will post.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Buizel on February 11, 2006, 11:42:05 pm
Hoho! I am 'someone else'!

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FINE! You shall never know the super-secret method to 170k in CW1 (as if you care...).
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Indeed I dont :D

Times take a higher priority for me.
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Despite the fact that it was your record...and I guess you're unretired now? :P

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Hell no, Im just warming up!
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If we continue to keep posting you will eventually run out of inventive ideas to brutally murder us.

And I can be especially annoying if I want to be. "Dont" is supposed to have an apostrophe in it. Like this: don't. Fixed. Also "Im". Like this: I'm. Fixed. As I have said before, your spelling appears to be flawed in a matter that deems it not worthy to be interpreted by the intellectual mind. Though I do find this topic mildly amusing, despite its nonsensity.

~PK
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: qubit on February 12, 2006, 10:46:21 am
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter
RPGNutter

XD

Me next!

Use:

1. an IRC monologue
2. a blunt kitchen knife
3. a copy of World of Warcraft
4. My 170th post (this one)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 12, 2006, 07:22:13 pm
*RPG prints off a 6 page IRC monologue and crunches the paper up into balls which he crams down TEM's throat. RPG then takes a copy of WoW, removes the disc and serrates it using a blunt kitchen knife. RPG then repeatedly skims the serrated disc into TEM's upper body and neck, before tearing out his ribcage, tieing a knot in his intestines and suspends him upside down from his 170th post*

*Oh, and, also embeds said serrated disc into TEM's forehead*

:D
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 13, 2006, 12:32:09 am
*presents the entirity of Chaos Angel*

Do as you please.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 13, 2006, 12:35:35 am
I cant kill Chaos Angel, its not a new poster :(
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: sonicam on February 13, 2006, 08:04:48 pm
Damn, now if I hadn't pointed out that Spinny said RPGNutter... >.>
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: qubit on February 13, 2006, 09:05:48 pm
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*RPG prints off a 6 page IRC monologue and crunches the paper up into balls which he crams down TEM's throat. RPG then takes a copy of WoW, removes the disc and serrates it using a blunt kitchen knife. RPG then repeatedly skims the serrated disc into TEM's upper body and neck, before tearing out his ribcage, tieing a knot in his intestines and suspends him upside down from his 170th post*

*Oh, and, also embeds said serrated disc into TEM's forehead*

:D
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Brilliant.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 13, 2006, 09:41:09 pm
*Takes a large wooden bat with nails pierced through it and embeds it, nail side down, into the centre of sonicam's back. RPG takes a blunt cuthroat razer and slowly carves away into sonicam's throat, before wedging a GameCube into his throat and nailing him to a stone pillar with the air of very sharp, large nails and an oversized mallet*

And for sentimental value, *takes a GCN controller and wraps the wire around sonicam's neck until he turns purple, then loosens it slightly so that he can breath, and leaves him to slowly die.*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: sonicam on February 13, 2006, 10:28:11 pm
Wow, you put a little too much effort into that... That descriptive skill isn't a skill that's really smiled upon. D:
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 13, 2006, 10:34:16 pm
Except RPG feels he has to be thorough. >_>

Also that oddly reminded me of Fake Chat #1.

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Typical SM moment – when I look at this line I’m reminded of that time he put a USB cable around his neck for exactly 30 minutes. If you weren’t there for that… well, just imagine what happened there. =P
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: magnum12 on February 14, 2006, 01:19:59 am
I'm back for more punishment, and another round of our little game.
-Things to use: A Super Mario Brothers style Fire Flower, the famous Monty Python rabbit, and SPAM.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 14, 2006, 07:38:17 am
You know I cant kill you again D:

BRING ON THE NEW POSTERS! <_<
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Marth on February 14, 2006, 05:50:19 pm
You'd better watch out! I have some super-secret records, too!

Anyway, I have a few more things:

1. You can't kill me, because I'm invincible now!
2. I'd beat you if we were both fighting at the same time.
(Do you really think I wouldn't fight back, and I'd throw myself around
and make myself get hurt more just to make it easier for you to win?)
3. You killed a dummy! I was hiding, and I saw the whole thing.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 14, 2006, 06:14:39 pm
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1. You can't kill me, because I'm invincible now!
2. I'd beat you if we were both fighting at the same time.
(Do you really think I wouldn't fight back, and I'd throw myself around
and make myself get hurt more just to make it easier for you to win?)
3. You killed a dummy! I was hiding, and I saw the whole thing.
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Shut up and accept your death honorably :(
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: sonicam on February 14, 2006, 10:44:28 pm
no u. :(
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 15, 2006, 08:53:04 am
I would kill you again but that would cause the topic to supernova :(
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: supergenesisman on February 15, 2006, 04:31:07 pm
Now you have made supergenesisman come in. *Takes 100 1up mushrooms and eats them, then takes the chos emralds and becomes superextermesupergenesisman, geting   gets out an invisabilaty colak and puts it on, now geting the lazer eye from shining force,and now geting all good and bad guys together....*


On my mark.....................ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



*Blast blows everyone away*



Heheheh now he's dead.*laughing while sucking on a plow pop*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 15, 2006, 05:23:29 pm
*plunges his hand into SGM's stomach and tears out the 1-up mushrooms, rips out his liver and crams it down his throat before taking a plow pop and wedging it up his nose. RPG then shatters each Chaos Emerald over SGM's lower body, showering him with razor sharp shards that tear through his legs, before tieing the invisibility cloak around his neck almost to the point of suffocation. RPG then repeatedly mashes SGM's head into the laser eye's lens until his skull cracks and the lens shatters, ripping his face to pieces.*

ITT, you dont try to be smart with me, I'll use your shit against you.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: supergenesisman on February 15, 2006, 05:45:22 pm
There's only one way to kill you and i know how.This will kill me but i'm taking you down with me. AGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*Realeses all energy creating the universe to cumble.....KABOOM!*

Now your dead heheheh .........*supergenesisman dies*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 15, 2006, 06:09:15 pm
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There's only one way to kill you and i know how.This will kill me but i'm taking you down with me. AGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*Realeses all energy creating the universe to cumble.....KABOOM!*

Now your dead heheheh .........*supergenesisman dies*
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If it weren't for the fact your already dead, I'd question yoru ability to do that while slowly suffocating, with your face and legs in shreds, a cracked skull, a plow pop up your nose and your internal organs draped all over the floor.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: supergenesisman on February 15, 2006, 06:18:07 pm
Pointing facs at RPGnutter: I did this whie you where trying to kill me so........To me that blow would kill you.But hey, you could be death it's self.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 15, 2006, 06:21:22 pm
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But hey, you could be death it's self.
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Too right. Hence why this is MY murder topic. Also this has pretty much been brought on since I watched Final Destination 1, 2 and 3 this week X)

...Alien is still the best series of horror films ever though.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: douglas on February 15, 2006, 07:04:40 pm
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Now your dead heheheh
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Did that sound like "now ur died" to anyone else? >_>

Anyhoo, RPG wins on creative genius points
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 15, 2006, 07:43:52 pm
TSC Adventure ftw! (Which I am working on, huzzah!)

And :D
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: supergenesisman on February 15, 2006, 07:50:03 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*sob sob*Oh well like i care
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 16, 2006, 07:50:07 pm
*randomly sharpens a lightbulb*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: supergenesisman on February 16, 2006, 09:17:24 pm
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*randomly sharpens a lightbulb*
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Hosehold tools?Your getting lamer...........Go and kill me again i don't care.I'll just keep on coming back to insult you on this fourm.Muhahahahahahahahahaha
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 16, 2006, 09:54:05 pm
Unexpected implements are always best. And you should know by now, no multiple killing. Unless that is to be the way forward?
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic rings master on February 18, 2006, 12:10:30 am
The unexpected is expected.

Sonic: Ashura I didn't know you exist!
?????: It's Manic ,don't you know?
Sonic:Oh God..

*BANG*
Sonic:he just....dropped dead...that was creepy.

* Later in an different dimension*

(http://www.chapapanga.org/captions/manicnocomment.jpg)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 24, 2006, 09:27:32 pm
Each poster who posts a word with 4 or more sylabelles will now also be horrifically murdered.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 24, 2006, 09:45:56 pm
Antidisestablishmentarianism.



*cuts off RPG's thighs and elbows, leaving him to use only what he has left to fight me*




Hah, and now I have the advantage. Hehehehehehehe...
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 24, 2006, 10:23:53 pm
Like I said. You dont cheat Death.

*RPG's removed body parts began to pulsate and wrap around PsyBorg's face, completely stopping him from breathing. Just before PsyBorg's death, RPG skims several shurikens into PsyBorg's upper body. PsyBorg's limp body falls to the floor and RPG's severed body parts reattach themselves.*

Pwnt.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 24, 2006, 11:25:16 pm
For once... I can't cheat death.


Although you are successful in stopping me from breathing, you aimed the Shurikens at my metal part of my body; the cyborg portion. Your Shurikens bounce off of them, and ricochet right back at you.



What you also don't know is that my robotic side can be on WHILE the human portion is damaged. Although the human portion can't do anything, my robotic portion escapes with my human portion, seeing as you are unable to move because of the Shurikens hitting you. I am afraid my human portion will have to be replaced after my memories and other important human factors have been transmitted to a temporary memory location in my robotic side, thus making me weaker for the time being due to the fact that I must practice within a new body. I admit that you have damaged me well.



But since I have followed your principle of not "cheating death", you must do the same. The Shurikens that hit you obviously damaged you in some way or another. So? Are you prepared to follow your own rules?
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 25, 2006, 12:15:07 am
My limbs just regenerated themselves back onto me, after that, healing up a few teeny scratches is no problem.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 25, 2006, 08:08:57 am
RPGnutter, I ask you to notice how many words you put in that have 4 syllables or more.


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Each poster who posts a word with 4 or more sylabelles will now also be horrifically murdered.
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Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 25, 2006, 04:16:43 pm
It would be pointless for me to murder myself as I would simply regenerate anyway. <_<
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: buddychaos0415 on February 25, 2006, 04:25:35 pm
*sucks up ARRPEEGEE with an Egg Vacuum*


Ha! What you gon' do now?
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 25, 2006, 05:53:18 pm
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It would be pointless for me to murder myself as I would simply regenerate anyway. <_<
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But ye has to anyway. And you have to do it brutally too, while also inside an Egg Vacuum.



How shall ye brutally murder yeself?



IMPORTANT EDIT: Osnap I just realized something.


Since you must brutally murder yourself, and you regenerate, you will have to continually attempt to kill yourself while you regenerate, meaning that you are PERMANENTLY in the act of killing yourself. Either that, or you stop regenerating. :P
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 25, 2006, 07:52:40 pm
*whilst inside the Egg Vacuum, RPG implodes himself and becomes nothing more than a bloody stain on the floor with surrounding fragments of flesh and bone. The fragments and blood then converge until RPG is reborn into a brand new body of awesome proportions.*

Muahahaha. Pwnt.

Regen'd without even using 4 sylabelles.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: douglas on February 25, 2006, 08:31:05 pm
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*whilst inside the Egg Vacuum, RPG implodes himself and becomes nothing more than a bloody stain on the floor with surrounding fragments of flesh and bone. The fragments and blood then converge until RPG is reborn into a brand new body of awesome proportions.*

Muahahaha. Pwnt.

Regen'd without even using 4 sylabelles.
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That looks like four to me :)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: yse on February 25, 2006, 08:42:16 pm
XD.

Douglas wins the thread.

(if I'd kept this in CC I could've locked it, but oh well...)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 25, 2006, 09:00:05 pm
Hehehe, now RPG has to make sure he doesn't use words with 4 syllables, or he'll have to kill himself. :P


Oh yes, and "awesome proportions" does not mean anorexic. XP
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 25, 2006, 10:42:51 pm
*shoots douglas through the head with a nailgun*.

That was the phonetic spelling of an evil laugh, and so by default, technically has no sylabelles as its merely a sound.

Also:

*shoots mike through the head with a nailgun*

Thats for threatening to lock my masterpiece D:

And while Im at it

*shoots theenglishman through the head with a nailgun*

Thats for whatever you did that mike made a topic about, regardless of the fact you havent posted in this topic in a while.

NO-ONE, is safe. :o
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 25, 2006, 11:32:34 pm
RPGNutter, tell me, how many evil laughs have had three or less syllables?
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 26, 2006, 12:30:27 am
How about: "Ho ho ho!"

...Robotnik style, not Santa Claus style. >_>

Also nail guns? How UNORIGINAL.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Buizel on February 26, 2006, 10:20:34 am
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If we continue to keep posting you will eventually run out of inventive ideas to brutally murder us.
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As I said. A nail gun? >_>

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*shoots douglas through the head with a nailgun*.

That was the phonetic spelling of an evil laugh, and so by default, technically has no sylabelles as its merely a sound.
You spelled 'syllables' incorrectly. :( I must give that an F--! It doesn't matter whether you spelled 'Muahahaha' phonetically or not, words still have syllables whether they be onomatopoeic (or similar) in nature or not.

And I think that lots of people are safe, especially those that don't come and post in this topic. :D

*goes back to playing Riders*
Try To Keep Up!

~PK

EDIT: 'no one' doesn't have a hyphen between the two words, either. :(
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 26, 2006, 12:48:51 pm
Nail guns are short, and quite literally to the point, hence being useful when a quick kill is needed.

*attaches ropes to Psyknux's wrists and ankles and suspends him slightly above 50 boiling kettles. Whilst doing this, strong sulphuric acid is steadily being dripped onto his face, RPG tears open Psyknux stomach, pours in some vodka, and drops a lit match.*

And stfu Spinny D:

*roundhouse kicks Spinny out of a window, luckily on the 12th floor. Spinny also luckily falls through the roof of a van on the ground which is transporting several hundred panes of glass, which shatter on impact and skewer him. RPG throws a cannonball down for good measure.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 26, 2006, 01:15:25 pm
PsyBorg makes a partial clone of his robotic side at his base. The newly made clone is given a mission: destroy RPGnutter, or put him in a position where his regeneration will not be effective. The clone, after long traveling, finds and  grabs RPGnutter, and throws him all the way to a nearby factory using a super-throw move. The clone goes there and once again cuts off RPGnutter's thighs and arms. Before RPG has a chance to regenerate, the clone kicks him in the balls and takes out an incredibly long knife he bought from India in Billy Bog Wan's store, which is twice the size of a large knight sword. The clone uses its partially-copied psychic powers to lift and use the sword with ease, and quickly cuts off RPG's head before he has even regenerated one bit. After that, RPG is stabbed in the heart (or where it should be) with the sword. Although RPG regenerated, his entire body is pushed onto one of those machines that continually stomp an item. The clone stops the conveyor, but not the machines. Therefore, RPG is stuck attempting to regenerate from having his body parts continually seperated, but the machine stomps on him continually so fast that he is unable to regenerate, seeing as his limp body cannot move away from the machine.


The clone throws in some poisonous waste from the factory tools center and also sets up a static field, making RPGnutter become permanently paralyzed and unable to move while being permanently poisoned and crushed.


win
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: douglas on February 26, 2006, 02:37:03 pm
I thought I won already.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Buizel on February 26, 2006, 02:55:01 pm
This topic has lost all sense of sense: RPG is resorting to killing already-dead people. *wtfs* :(

And yes, you already won douglas. :D Therefore, we need to close the topic before the forum explodes.

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...RPG tears open Psyknux stomach, pours in some vodka, and drops a lit match.*
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You need to learn about possessives. :( It's supposed to be Psyknux's...unless there's a new type of stomach named after me. ;)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 26, 2006, 03:26:43 pm
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I thought I won already.
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Yes, but I can win ALONG with you. :)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Shadow Wedge on February 26, 2006, 03:59:09 pm
On a completely random note I wish I could access subforum 103.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: buddychaos0415 on February 26, 2006, 04:03:37 pm
Heh, a Psyknux stomach...
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 26, 2006, 06:43:58 pm
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The clone, after long traveling, finds and  grabs RPGnutter, and throws him all the way to a nearby factory using a super-throw move. The clone goes there
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By the time your clone got there, I'd've regen'd out of being stunned, gone into Stealth Mode and brutally removed your clone's head on arrival. Also Toxic Waste is tasty.

*hurls a beam made of toxic waste at Psyborg.*

Yes. That came out my mouth.

And *crams a lightbulb down Psyknux's throat until it splinters, tearing his throat to shreds, and leaves him there to be picked at by crows*.

This is _my_ topic. Nobody wins here but me. Colon Capital 'd'.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 26, 2006, 06:46:10 pm
*embeds his claws into Swedge's face and tears off his flesh, before emptying a bottle of antifreeze over it. RPG then splinters Swege's shins using the blunt end of a claw hammer, before cramming a timed grenade down his throat and detonating it from a safe distance*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 26, 2006, 06:57:01 pm
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The clone, after long traveling, finds and  grabs RPGnutter, and throws him all the way to a nearby factory using a super-throw move. The clone goes there
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By the time your clone got there, I'd've regen'd out of being stunned, gone into Stealth Mode and brutally removed your clone's head on arrival. Also Toxic Waste is tasty.

*hurls a beam made of toxic waste at Psyborg.*

Yes. That came out my mouth.
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That's actually true. Obviously you never knew the following, because you thought what you said would be a bad thing:


1.You weren't stunned in the first place, so you couldn't have regenerated from stunning.
2.My clone has sensors hidden all around the body that detect invisible or camouflaged existences AND nonexistances. :)
3.Since it's just a certain type robot, it needs ALL of its parts to be destroyed to cease to exist.


So it fits in with my story quite nicely. :P


Also, lol, I haven't even found a human yet to fuse with, and yet you think toxic waste will damage me in any way since I am only but a robot as of now. Not only did you misaim, because that'd be a hell of a lot of toxic waste to vomit out long range, but you actually thought that this kind of toxic waste works on my kind. Hahahaha. Ahahahahaha. You fail.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 26, 2006, 07:01:48 pm
Also on a side note; toxic waste may be super-tasty, but its bad for you, like trans fats are super-tasty but supposedly bad for you, but only in a more incredibly lethal way.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 26, 2006, 10:50:38 pm
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This topic has lost all sense of sense: RPG is resorting to killing already-dead people. *wtfs* :(
One reason why it's in Wikkity.

And not like it had any sense anyways.

Also zomg RPG got someone who hadn't posted here yet until recently! (aka SWedge)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: yse on February 27, 2006, 12:11:19 am
Damn you Psys, you're confusing me!

Also, and this one's for Psyknux, I hope...

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You need to learn about possessives. :( It's supposed to be Psyknux's...unless there's a new type of stomach named after me. ;)
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Are you sure it's not Psyknux'? I've never been entirely sure about what to do about hyphens after an X.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 27, 2006, 03:16:53 am
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1.You weren't stunned in the first place, so you couldn't have regenerated from stunning.
2.My clone has sensors hidden all around the body that detect invisible or camouflaged existences AND nonexistances. :)
3.Since it's just a certain type robot, it needs ALL of its parts to be destroyed to cease to exist.
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1. I decided to be stunned.

2. Whether your robot can see me or not, I took its head off.

3. Without its head, it'll have difficulty like, seeing things.

*stabs it in the back and wrenches apart its mechanics using a sharpened crucifix.*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Buizel on February 27, 2006, 03:27:14 am
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Are you sure it's not Psyknux'? I've never been entirely sure about what to do about hyphens after an X.
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Yes I'm sure. Singular possessives always have an 's after them, even after words/names that end in s. For example, Tails's and Knuckles's is correct,  not the Tails' and Knuckles' garbage you see in the games (like SA2(B)'s emblem results screen). The only time you use just an apostrophe is when you have multiple objects belonging to multiple people/things. Like this: "The players' (more than one player) stats suck."

As for hyphens after x's...what are you talking about? Like this: Psyknux-? What the hell does that mean?

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3. Without its head, it'll have difficulty like, seeing hings.
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Enlighten me: what are hings?
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: yse on February 27, 2006, 04:38:01 am
Hyphens? lollerwut.

You know what I meant anyway - thanks for clearing that up.

Also this is only the third topic to hit 100 posts! (Imagine if it were still tied to the Top Ten topic. o_O)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 27, 2006, 12:47:33 pm
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3. Without its head, it'll have difficulty like, seeing hings.
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Enlighten me: what are hings?
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I think you got that wrong, my post clearly says 'things' D:

Also 500 topic ftw

*shot*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 27, 2006, 03:20:53 pm
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1.You weren't stunned in the first place, so you couldn't have regenerated from stunning.
2.My clone has sensors hidden all around the body that detect invisible or camouflaged existences AND nonexistances. :)
3.Since it's just a certain type robot, it needs ALL of its parts to be destroyed to cease to exist.
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1. I decided to be stunned.

2. Whether your robot can see me or not, I took its head off.

3. Without its head, it'll have difficulty like, seeing things.

*stabs it in the back and wrenches apart its mechanics using a sharpened crucifix.*
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1. lol
2. It sure as hell can see you.
3. It has multiple sensors, you idiot. Not just on the head.

Oh yes, and you can't do that because you're in a regeneration problem I explained earlier, no? Not like you could if you tried anyway.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 27, 2006, 04:54:40 pm
I dont see how just because I am regen'ing it prevents from stabbing you in the back with a crucifix and wrenching out the mechanics?. Multi-tasking is _not_ that difficult.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 27, 2006, 05:39:22 pm
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I dont see how just because I am regen'ing it prevents from stabbing you in the back with a crucifix and wrenching out the mechanics?. Multi-tasking is _not_ that difficult.
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Because your entire limp body is stuck in a static field, constistantly being crushed by a factory machine, you can't move, recover, or do anything, for that matter, unless you stop regenerating, which will kill you.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 27, 2006, 05:44:13 pm
And you stated this was occuring when?

Thus it is not happening and your clones mechanics have been torn out of its back.

Have a nice day.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 27, 2006, 06:54:54 pm
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And you stated this was occuring when?

Thus it is not happening and your clones mechanics have been torn out of its back.

Have a nice day.
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This occured a while ago and is STILL OCCURING because the machine cannot be turned off by you because of your paralysis and inability to regenerate enough to do ANYTHING, because the machine is continually stomping you into pieces while you foolishly attempt to regenerate.


Have a nice day.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 27, 2006, 07:12:48 pm
I do not recall a single moment where you mentioned this previously. Therefore, you are making up additional random shit as you go along, that you never mentioned at any point but have suddenly been doing all along, simply because I am counter-pwning you time and time again.

Your clone is now a crumpled heap of metal on the floor.

Have another nice day. :D
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: PsyBorg on February 27, 2006, 08:23:59 pm
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PsyBorg makes a partial clone of his robotic side at his base. The newly made clone is given a mission: destroy RPGnutter, or put him in a position where his regeneration will not be effective. The clone, after long traveling, finds and  grabs RPGnutter, and throws him all the way to a nearby factory using a super-throw move. The clone goes there and once again cuts off RPGnutter's thighs and arms. Before RPG has a chance to regenerate, the clone kicks him in the balls and takes out an incredibly long knife he bought from India in Billy Bog Wan's store, which is twice the size of a large knight sword. The clone uses its partially-copied psychic powers to lift and use the sword with ease, and quickly cuts off RPG's head before he has even regenerated one bit. After that, RPG is stabbed in the heart (or where it should be) with the sword. Although RPG regenerated, his entire body is pushed onto one of those machines that continually stomp an item. The clone stops the conveyor, but not the machines. Therefore, RPG is stuck attempting to regenerate from having his body parts continually seperated, but the machine stomps on him continually so fast that he is unable to regenerate, seeing as his limp body cannot move away from the machine.


The clone throws in some poisonous waste from the factory tools center and also sets up a static field, making RPGnutter become permanently paralyzed and unable to move while being permanently poisoned and crushed.


win
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Ahaha. Ahahaha. Are you saying I didn't post this?
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 27, 2006, 08:44:26 pm
Ok, I admit, my mistake, I forgot you posted that. My apologies.


However, being Death itself, whatever you do to my Material body is largely irrelevant, which is precisely why I can do THIS:

*RPG's spirit form leaves his body and condenses itself to the size of a nanite and enters the clone through one of the battle scars already inflicted. Once inside, the spirit expands and splits, much in the same way bacteria inside the human body does. The fragments of Death then proceed to chew holes into various wires and tear sections of circuit boards to shreds until the power supply is completed severed. Once the 'Borg is finally shut down, the fragments recombine and expand rapidly and cause the 'Borg wreckage to shatter apart. Rather than Regen his old body, RPG's spirit simply takes on a new form, and the old one turns to ash*.

Also:

'<PsyBorg> But I am more powerful than you when my new plan goes into action.
<PsyBorg> Far more.'

You _cannot_ be more powerful than Death itself. Death is the be all and end all to all life, and cannot be destroyed, therefore there is nothing more powerful than embodied Death. ITC (In The Chatroom >_>) your logic phails.

Pwnt.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 27, 2006, 09:24:02 pm
Okay people remember. This is RPG's murdering topic. Therefore every non-RPG who comes in here is to be murdered by RPG. No evasion, nothing.

In conclusion...

*nukes topic*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: buddychaos0415 on February 27, 2006, 09:29:06 pm
What if another RPG comes? :o
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Spinballwizard on February 27, 2006, 09:32:17 pm
They'll be banned for imping.
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on February 27, 2006, 09:34:14 pm
Spinball wins.....and thus causes me to win. Huzzah!

*mercilessly kicks PsyBorg's clones shattered remains around and sets fire to badgers.*
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Marth on March 02, 2006, 09:36:19 pm
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Yes I'm sure. Singular possessives always have an 's after them, even after words/names that end in s. For example, Tails's and Knuckles's is correct,  not the Tails' and Knuckles' garbage you see in the games (like SA2(B)'s emblem results screen). The only time you use just an apostrophe is when you have multiple objects belonging to multiple people/things. Like this: "The players' (more than one player) stats suck."
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It seems like most people say " Tails' " or " Knuckles' ".
I think there's an exception to the rule that makes it "Tails's", but I can't remember it.
Anyway, there are worse mistakes than that.
The one I remember most is "Aah, Amy, you're timing is impeccable!"
(but what would you expect from an unfinished game?)
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on March 03, 2006, 06:35:18 am
4 syllable rule.

*RPG tacks a chainsaw and embeds it into Marth's right shin, slowly using the serrated blade to saw through his leg. Once severed, RPG places the limb inside a microwave and cooks it, before applying BBQ sauce. RPG then feeds the limb to Marth, before nailing his ears to the wall and stuffing a live chicken down his throat, headfirst.*

You dont get away with it either Marth :P
Title: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Marth on March 05, 2006, 07:17:41 pm
Sorry, I forgot about the rule.

*Marth puts a tank of flammable gases on RPG's back and a pack of tiny
bombs around his waist. He then places RPG on a Mario Kart, starts it up,
lights the first bomb and jumps back before the explosions.*

The kart drives off a cliff, crashes on the rocks, and tumbles into the ocean.
It stays underwater for 10 minutes before exploding, and when it explodes,
it brings down a bunch of huge boulders that crush the kart.

Wow, you blew up more times than Wile E. Coyote!

/me breaks the "RPG wins" rule because he doesn't want to start his own thread
and clutter up the board with pages of "?'s Murdering Thread".
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on April 17, 2006, 09:33:16 pm
Im sure I intended to write a witty counter to the above but I obviously forgot.

So lets take a leaf out of the end of SA2's book, and say I survived with memory loss.

This also means I forget who I've murdered (FU Spinny, this is what I meant).

*RPG drags Spinny back in here by his hair, and nails his genitals to the wall behind him. RPG then carves sections of Spinny's flesh away using a scalpel, pours petrol into his eyes and ignites. For comedy value RPG then jams a DS down his throat and impales him upon a pitchfork.*

:D
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: magnum12 on April 17, 2006, 11:21:15 pm
Now that this topic is back, at least you get your chance to take revenge on me for something inflicted on you in another topic.
-Quoted from other topic: "-Penalty Game: RPG's Murdering Topic. RPG will suffer a fate involving these five things. 1. Fat Albert 2. A Sub-Zero. 3. A flesh-eating squid (from Invader Zim. 4. A Monty Python foot. 5. Pizza. Fat Albert appears and knocks RPG down with his immense stomach. He then sits on our winner's face and farts. Sub-Zero then appears and freezes the air around RPG, trapping him in the immense stench. The hideous flesh eating squid then bursts into the ice dome and proceeds to maul RPG with its teeth and slams him on the ground with its tentacles, all while eating some ice cream. From out of nowhere, a Monty Python style cartoon foot drops from the sky and flattens RPG. The squid finally bakes RPG into a pizza, eats him, and then passes him into the sewers a few hours later."
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Selphos on March 22, 2007, 02:52:49 pm
Will I get murdered the most for reviving an almost year-old topic?

'Cause RPG got t3h PWN3D.

/me writes will and braces for it
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Bilan on March 22, 2007, 03:11:54 pm
/me is ill. Therefore, RPG coughs violently and a million parasitic bacteria dispell themselves from his mouth. They fly through the air and enter Sondows body by osmosing through his skin, whereupon they slowly eat him from the inside.
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Selphos on March 22, 2007, 03:13:01 pm
Dang. Worse than I thought, man. Good one.
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Rick_242 on March 22, 2007, 05:18:26 pm
Don't revive dead topics >:O

/me leaves before 98ekim can find him
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Waxwings on March 22, 2007, 05:25:08 pm
>_>

This post does not exist. It is an anti-post.
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic825 on March 22, 2007, 05:59:53 pm
RPGNutter!!!

I wanna see what you can do with me. It can't be too bad.
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Selphos on March 22, 2007, 06:09:28 pm
I revived this because it is t3h awesome.
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: Sonic825 on March 22, 2007, 06:14:31 pm
It is awsome. That's why I wanna see what he can do to me.
Title: Re: RPG's murdering topic
Post by: F-Man on March 22, 2007, 06:20:17 pm
Will I get murdered the most for reviving an almost year-old topic?

'Cause RPG got t3h PWN3D.

/me writes will and braces for it
Thanks for giving me a reason to moron archive this.