You would ban me. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
All this site does is torture me when I come to it,
The people don't give a shit about my input.
Torture you? We do/did give a damn about your input. Then we realized your input consisted of a random selection of the following lines: "I'm better than you are", "I'm worse than you are", "I've screwed up and will never be an ass again", "Goodbye you stupid site", or "I have changed ages again"
No one wants to be my friend, no one wants to 1 on 1 chat with me, just like in real life,
I'm one of the coolest people who chat to, but no one gives me the chance to prove it.
You have plenty of chance to prove it. You're not banned. What you do with your freedom is tick people off. Surely your continued elitist attitude and sheer hypocrisy aren't fabulous character traits in your head? I've tried to be nice to you. Many times. You don't care. I tried plenty of times to be a friend to you. Every time I got lumped into the "tsc hates me" generalization. Why is it always my fault for being nice? Maybe I'll finally learn.
Nobody respects me anymore,
Everyone here acts like there automatically better than me which is retarded.
yeah, only TSC does that, only to spite you! It's a good thing you don't say anything similar! That would be horribly hypocritical of you! Ohh, wait.
good job on 29, atleast you put some effort into it, unlike this guy who can't get under a minute and submits a 19 cuz he thinks it makes him good lmao.
This record is permanent, it doesn't matter how good you get you won't beat or even tie it, because its impossible for anyone to be as good as me.
i say who gives a shit its like what 10 seconds, getting a record in such a short period of time proves no skill what so ever so whats the use of it being there.
but I do think my ability to outdo anyone on any given level of any game if I feel like it should be a great skill to have.
And countless other posts which you shamefully deleted or edited because you figure "oh I made an ass of myself so i'll just take that part out". I don't forget. You think you're better than everyone, then try and blame everybody else? No, I don't think so.
No one gives a shit about my times,
In other words, no one tries to beat them, which is annoying as hell.
Its like you all think, hey lets never play that level,
So he has the record on a level no one gives a shit about.
I just can never overcome the diversity,
So, why should I bother anymore?
Overcome the diversity? What the hell? the sitewide diversity of people who play many different games? Something like that? Nobody plays your levels because you play them so much that we can't come near your times. We aren't discriminating against you. We don't have secret chat plots to never play a level Paragod has the record in. We don't specifically avoid your levels. You have a record on the most competed level in 3d sonic. Don't act like nobody plays it. You can't just blame us for wrongs we didn't commit.
I have more things on my mind to do before trying to "fit in" with this board
Yeah it must be the board, its not my fault, its just this board has the worst community
Out of any board i've seen in my whole entire life I swear
All of the trends here are so fucking retarded, for example saying :o all the time
I used to effortlessly come up with tons of better trends...... when I was 11.
You don't seem to have many more things on your mind. You either try and get us to pity you or are blaming us for not pitying you. You constantly claim you've changed, you'll be ok now, you won't be an idiot. You'll "fit in". You never do. I find it absolutely ridiculous that you can blame your problems and lack of responsibility for your own actions on one of the most informed and intelligent communities in the video game playing... is community the word? We have intelligent, skilled people, talking, for the most part, without spam, who really don't dislike one another. That's a bad community? Saying :o all the time is just your opinion.. and I guess F-Man's as well. is it really a negative thing, though? Speaking of bad trends.. you talk about being 11. Do you mean last month 11, last year 11, or 7 years ago 11? It's pretty confusing keeping up with your ageless body.
I do nothing to help this community, its impossible to come up with new strategies
Because you already have a guy who has explored every virtual inch of the game
Over Ten thousand times!
I have no clue what you're referring to here. Surely you don't think raping a game to bits and discovering shortcuts is a valuable strategy. If you're trying to now bring SM down, lol.
Making me useless, it doesn't matter how hard I search
Everything is old to you, ruining the fun.
Yes, I am totally useless, and uncared about, that is why
You all don't need me, you sure as hell agree with that easily i'm sure.
Now it's again our fault that you have different expectations about what you're looking for in levels? You're implying that you just want to discover ground breaking things.. Like that superbounce in metal harbor. Or a perfect truck chase in city escape. But those don't count, because you're pegging the blame on us, as a community. So your point is valid. ok. We enjoyed competing with the old paragod. The one who played the levels rather than complained about the site. Your constant reaches for attention are what we don't need.
Til next week!
Edit: fixed a grammar nightmare.