TEM solves the puzzles. douglas and Psyborg are this round's prize winners. For those of you who thought the first penalty game was going to be nothing.
-APRIL FOOLS!!!!! Penalty Game: Assault of utter awesomness: Everybody (host included) is the target of this prize. The A Team drives by and attacks with all of their awesome weapons. Then Chuck Norris appears and round house kicks everyone into the air, right into the path of the General Lee (orange car from Dukes of Hazard), complete with its trademark horn. An announcer declares that "Those TSC guys sure got into a lot of truble there." Everyone then gets caught in the cross-fire of the eternal war between ninjas and pirates. Involved with this war are famous ninjas such as Ryu Hyabuza, Strider Hiyru, Espio, Kakashi Haktake, and Shadow Man. The famous pirates need no further introduction. BTW, before fighting the ninjas, the pirates decide to steal everyone's lunch money.
-Penalty Game: Trauma Inducing Literature: Our winners are taken to an empty library. The ground bursts in front of them as a foul looking book appears before them. This book, which comes from the 7th layer of the dark nether regions of game faqs, is so foul, so grotesque, so horrifying, that I dare not speak its name. Upon seeing its latest victims, the book opens on its own and flies towards the heads of its new "owners" and opens its pages as if its forcing them to read it. They try to close their eyes, but the book's "book on tape" version plays from the stereo. Not even covering their ears works, for the cursed book burns its horrid images into the minds of its readers. These images are so disturbing that our winners enter a short coma from the experience, followed by some required mental therapy. The book is then destroyed by Psyborg and Douglas, with its ashes launched towards the surface of the sun, destroying its disturbing text once and for all. Commentary: Don't get me started on how I know of this side of gamefaqs. Just playing a wc3 map (to which I'm a major member of the project, mostly concept ideas) that makes fun of warcraft (one of the secret heroes) gave me an idea of just how stupid game faqs can be.
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