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Wikkity! / Re: Oh man, I miss this place...
« on: April 17, 2007, 11:21:32 am »
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Ummm... can I tell you guys something?

I found out that I'm bi right before Valentine's day.

Now you'll never be left out on anyone's fantasies! *runs*

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Gaming and Grazing / Re: SDA runs ahoy!
« on: January 18, 2007, 05:33:25 pm »
I'm planning a speedrun for the PC version of Enter the Matrix and I need contributors (I have Sorcerer88 and Vourdex, but that's it).  If you have the PC version, the thread is here.

P.S. I realize it's a crappy game but it's awesome glitches allow for a great speedrun.

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Gaming and Grazing / Re: Wii Wanna Scream
« on: December 10, 2006, 11:33:29 pm »
I am also Canadian, but seeing as I haven't really checked that hard (I haven't asked anywhere other than a Leon's electronics department and my local Canadian Tire) I don't know where you can find one.  Try Future Shop or something like that, or a local game store - it depends on where in Canada you're from.  In Toronto (my hometown) there's a lot of local stores (there's one down at Lawrence Square near Dufferin and Lawrence) but I'm not sure if they sell Wiis.  Good luck anyway.

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Wikkity! / One more reason I never use Microsoft Word's grammar check...
« on: November 12, 2006, 09:22:37 pm »
I was writing a Media Studies essay on the movie Philadelphia when Microsoft Word's squiggly green lines gave me this gem:



In conclusion: compuiters speak the English goodly.

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I'm in for douglas' game, S1&K/T, possibly Project Shadow if I can FIND THE FRIGGIN GAME!!!1

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Seriously, I'll say why RPG's level is better.  It has more opportunity for time-attacking - most of TCP consists of having springs carry your momentum for you.  RPG's just looks better for TA purposes

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douglas' Great Forest wins cause it's so buggy and fun to TA.

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Gaming and Grazing / Re: ITT we TA Sonic Freedom Fighters
« on: October 22, 2006, 10:22:47 pm »
Nice work on the Plains.

To answer your question: I just ran around the level and chose the fastest route from there.  It was quite simple actually (no offence to your level making skills).

And I knew about the R thing.  Yeah.

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Gaming and Grazing / Re: ITT we TA Sonic Freedom Fighters
« on: October 22, 2006, 08:08:02 pm »
Here's a better-optimized version, but still a second or so off my record.

A quick note: about 2.5 seconds in, I mash Shift.  Occasionally, this stops Sonic from freefalling and levels him out, not making him go on the lower platform and saving time.  I use this trick in both runs.  It's kind of hard to see with Hypercam's malicious framerate, but oh well.

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Gaming and Grazing / Re: ITT we TA Sonic Freedom Fighters
« on: October 22, 2006, 03:13:24 pm »
Here's the basic route for The Great Forest with several glaring mistakes.  Otherwise, it's good.

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Gaming and Grazing / Re: ITT we TA Sonic Freedom Fighters
« on: October 20, 2006, 08:44:46 pm »
Replying to said topic: about 3 seconds.

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Gaming and Grazing / ITT we TA Sonic Freedom Fighters
« on: October 20, 2006, 08:39:26 pm »
Currently 2 divisions for this game: The Great Forest and The Plains.

Everyone except douglas (for obvious reasons) is allowed to submit times for this game.  Please PM me with new times; this thread should be for route discussion, video submissions etc.

The Great Forest
1. TEM - 0.20.04 (I will never ever EVER beat this time as long as I live)

The Plains
1. TEM - 0.17.61 (owned.  Nuff said.)

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Wikkity! / Re: itt Inter-TSC Constructive Criticism
« on: October 17, 2006, 12:29:13 pm »
TEM-You're not funny. So don't try to be.

Aren't you also forgetting that I'm stupid, arrogant, lazy and have more cancelled TAS's than the Harper government has rejected promises? </deliberatelyunfunnyjoke>

And if you're not Canadian and didn't get that last joke gtfo n00bs.  You're missing out on the best coujntry in the world (well, second to Britain, maybe).

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Wikkity! / Re: itt Inter-TSC Constructive Criticism
« on: October 16, 2006, 12:03:21 am »
This post should add a page or two of criticisms.

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Wikkity! / Re: TEM's Wall of Shame!
« on: October 12, 2006, 07:15:16 pm »
Wow, the people in those articles can also be posted in the great monument to stupidity. I swear, people are quickly becoming more and more stupid daily.
psst: look at he who posted before you

I'm not stupid.  I'm cognitively challenged!

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Wikkity! / Re: TEM's Wall of Shame!
« on: October 11, 2006, 08:53:14 am »

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Wikkity! / Re: TEM's Wall of Shame!
« on: October 11, 2006, 08:17:36 am »

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Wikkity! / TEM's Wall of Shame!
« on: October 11, 2006, 08:13:44 am »
Yes, it's time for more stupid articles from (and hopefully not caused by) everyone's favourite TSCer to hate!  Or something.

Here's my first of my requently found articles: I won't spoil the surprise now, will I?

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Competition Central / Re: Fastest Death on SA2(B) - It's fun!
« on: July 16, 2006, 01:15:49 pm »
Everything is now updated, including cream147's and SadisticMystic's new times.  SM is the current champion, but there is still two weeks left of competition, folks!

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Competition Central / Re: Fastest Death on SA2(B) - It's fun!
« on: July 13, 2006, 01:45:59 pm »
More new times...

Iron Gate - 8.05
Route 101 - 20.60
Route 280 - 14.10
Crazy Gadget - 2.35 (ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!!!!!!!)
Weapons Bed - 1.42
Wild Canyon 5 - 0.42

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Competition Central / Fastest Death on SA2(B) - It's fun!
« on: July 12, 2006, 09:04:33 pm »
I was recently talking to RPGnutter on MSN and he told me how he once died in 1.50 on Green Hill.

I decided to take up that challenge and try getting the fastest death ON EVERY LEVEL (mostly).

Now I have decided to set up this subchallenge (sanctioned by RPGnutter) as the Fastest Death Challenge!  Every mission 1 (minus R101) plus Wild Canyon 5 will be available for competition.  Rather than do a ranking system, I will judge the winner by total time (assuming he does all the levels; I haven't but will by the end).  Deadline is on July 29th at 9:00 PM EST.

There are only two rules:

1. YOU CANNOT USE RESTART TO REGISTER A TIME.  This is a fastest death contest, not a rapid-pause contest.  Your character must physically die, whether being hit by an enemy, jumping into a pit or otherwise.
2. All levels with Eggman REQUIRE the health upgrade.  This makes the levels more challenging.

PS - This is not the place to discuss strats.  They can be discussed on a thread in the General Sonic section.

Here are the time rankings (they will be updated as people submit times):

City Escape
1. RPGnutter - 31.04
2. ParagonX9 - 32.10
3. SadisticMystic - 35.54
4. cream147 - 40.72

Wild Canyon 1
1. SadisticMystic - 6.65
2. RPGnutter - 7.50
3. theenglishman - 7.72
4. cream147 - 11.59

Wild Canyon 5
1. SadisticMystic - 0.39
2. theenglishman - 0.42
3. RPGnutter - 0.92

Prison Lane
1. SadisticMystic - 3.97
2. theenglishman - 4.19
3. RPGnutter - 4.30
4. cream147 - 4.77

Metal Harbor
1. SadisticMystic - 2.49
2. theenglishman - 2.50
3. RPGnutter - 2.52
4. cream147 - 2.57

Green Forest
1. theenglishman - 4.34
2. SadisticMystic - 4.49
3. cream147 - 5.60
4. RPGnutter - 7.75

Pumpkin Hill
1. SadisticMystic - 3.92
2. RPGnutter - 5.34
3. theenglishman - 5.44
4. cream147 - 5.97

Mission Street
1. SadisticMystic - 7.89
2. RPGnutter - 7.94
3. theenglishman - 8.22
4. cream147 - 8.54

Aquatic Mine
1. RPGnutter - 4.90
2. SadisticMystic - 5.57
3. cream147 - 7.37

Route 101
1. SadisticMystic - 9.63
2. theenglishman - 9.76
3. RPGnutter - 10.78
4. cream147 - 20.05

Hidden Base
1. SadisticMystic - 2.55
2. theenglishman - 2.64
2. RPGnutter - 2.64
2. cream147 - 2.64

Pyramid Cave
1. SadisticMystic - 11.05
2. cream147 - 12.00
3. RPGnutter - 12.12
4. theenglishman - 12.87

Death Chamber
1. SadisticMystic - 0.97
1. RPGnutter - 0.97
1. theenglishman - 0.97
4. cream147 - 1.12

Eternal Engine
1. SadisticMystic - 7.12
2. cream147 - 7.40
3. RPGnutter - 7.55
4. theenglishman - 7.57

Meteor Herd
1. SadisticMystic - 4.24
2. RPGnutter - 12.34
3. cream147 - 19.94

Crazy Gadget
1. theenglishman - 2.35
2. ParagonX9 - 2.40
3. SadisticMystic - 2.55
4. RPGnutter - 2.79
5. cream147 - 5.20

Final Rush
1. theenglishman - 4.20
2. SadisticMystic - 4.79
3. cream147 - 4.92
4. RPGnutter - 5.07

Iron Gate
1. SadisticMystic - 8.00
2. theenglishman - 8.05
3. RPGnutter - 8.20

Dry Lagoon
1. SadisticMystic - 2.54
2. theenglishman - 2.79
3. RPGnutter - 2.85

Sand Ocean
1. RPGnutter - 2.74
2. SadisticMystic - 2.79
3. theenglishman - 2.82

Radical Highway
1. theenglishman - 3.30
2. RPGnutter - 3.35
3. SadisticMystic - 3.47

Egg Quarters
1. SadisticMystic - 1.79
2. RPGnutter - 1.95
3. theenglishman - 2.62

Lost Colony
1. theenglishman - 1.72
2. SadisticMystic - 1.75
3. RPGnutter - 1.82

Weapons Bed
1. theenglishman - 1.42
1. SadisticMystic - 1.42
3. RPGnutter - 1.52

Security Hall
1. SadisticMystic - 1.60
2. RPGnutter - 1.72
2. theenglishman - 1.72

White Jungle
1. SadisticMystic - 6.99
2. theenglishman - 7.12
3. RPGnutter - 8.05

Route 280
1. SadisticMystic - 10.78
2. theenglishman - 11.13
3. RPGnutter - 11.73

Sky Rail
1. SadisticMystic - 3.90
2. RPGnutter - 4.72
3. theenglishman - 5.00

Mad Space
1. SadisticMystic - 2.12
2. theenglishman - 2.14
3. RPGnutter - 2.30

Cosmic Wall
1. SadisticMystic - 1.97
1. RPGnutter - 1.97
3. theenglishman - 2.40

Final Chase
1. SadisticMystic - 7.92
2. RPGnutter - 9.94
3. theenglishman - 10.42

Cannon's Core
1. SadisticMystic - 5.49
2. RPGnutter - 6.34

Green Hill
1. SadisticMystic - 1.27
1. RPGnutter - 1.42

Total Time
1. SadisticMystic - 2:57.79
2. RPGnutter - 3:50.24

Have fun, everyone!

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Wikkity! / Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« on: July 10, 2006, 04:11:01 pm »
Speaking of dumb, did everyone watch the World Cup final?

Zizou, you twat!

Zizou really is lol.

*shot*

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Wikkity! / Re: A meditation on dumb athletes...
« on: July 09, 2006, 10:44:49 pm »
Geez, pull over first, at the least.  Or, even better, don't do it while drunk and in a car.
Better yet, do that at home.

Damn straight.

This is like, the best thing Ive read in ages XD

Thanks.

And since probably this page will go down in a week or so, I shall preserve it for the ages:


_____________________________



Suit: Wolves Player Watched Porn, Caused Crash
Image

Caroline Lowe
Reporting

(WCCO) Minneapolis On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

The WCCO-TV I-TEAM obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

Interim Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal affairs investigation of the conduct of the two officers who responded to the scene, after the I-TEAM made Dolan aware of allegations about the incident.

Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving.

Griffin's damaged SUV was towed to the Minneapolis impound lot.

Dolan told the I-TEAM he expects impartial policing. Dolan also said officers must get permission to leave the city.

"Obviously, if somebody is drunk and they are driving we want that dealt with by the police officers of Minneapolis," Dolan said.

In the video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, "I can't go to jail."

The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license.

The video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods.

Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove.

The two officers involved in the incident, Daniel Anderson and Matthew Lindquist, have been with the Minneapolis Police Department since October 2001. The officers remain on duty pending the outcome of the internal investigation.

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Wikkity! / A meditation on dumb athletes...
« on: July 09, 2006, 08:14:44 pm »
Why would someone do this?

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_180133016.html

Also, I CALL FOR A CONTEST.  The object is to make the best poster for an on-the-go porn flick with Eddie Griffin as the celebrity spokesman.  As per my other contests, the winner shall receive a free banana.

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Competition Central / Re: <<<***SA2:B CHALLENGES***>>>
« on: June 29, 2006, 04:36:19 pm »
I'm leaving for San Francisco tomorrow, - GameCube.  Excuse ftw?

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Competition Central / Re: <<<***SA2:B CHALLENGES***>>>
« on: June 25, 2006, 04:32:46 pm »
26.85

This competition is closer than Security Hall 3...and that's pretty close in itself.

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Competition Central / Re: <<<***SA2:B CHALLENGES***>>>
« on: June 24, 2006, 11:03:21 am »
2:10.15

Rank B

I ran into a door and lost momentum.  This was my last-ditch attempt to get a decent run in for this challenge.

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General Sonic / A quick poll...
« on: June 17, 2006, 01:09:25 pm »
So, have fun for all :o

Only choose Option 5 as a "none of the above".

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Gaming and Grazing / Re: Funny video game moments.
« on: June 10, 2006, 04:32:45 pm »
And getting back to what Quartz said about the line overlapping in Shadow, I once heard "Commencing attack plan:  Come here!"  Next time I hear that, I'll say, "No, I'll come wherever I want!"  Oh, wait... that didn't sound right...

YES!  Rocky Horror Picture Show callbacks ftw x_x

More moments from me:

Sonic Heroes
- Gamma: "I could not even beat Alpha or Beta."
- Massive slowdowns during multiplayer on the Cube version, I think it goes down to 24 fps at one time.  I don't know why I think it's funny.  It just is.

SA2B
If you hold right during the fall right after the second rocket on Radical Highway, Shadow will grab onto the roof, pull up, fall, grab on again, pull up, fall...you get the idea.

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